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adj. A term used to call something(s) or someone that is/are extremely stupid. Not JUST stupid--but extraordinarily stupid, disgustingly stupid, dumb, or retarded. So nonsensical or ridiculous that it could be considered something that only a special ed student would say or do. Or perhaps, NOT EVEN something that a special ed student would do because of how legendarily dumb it is. Hence, the origin of the word.
Little Billy was caught trying to sneak into the girl's bathroom. All his friends told him: "You're so ed, dude".
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shortened form for education.
i dont need a good ed, ok? ill do fine.
by donnald duck June 10, 2005
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The act of being completely oblivious around women to the point of awkwardness. Usually involving misunderstanding sexual cues and only realizing the mistake once the opportunity has past. Derived from a famously awkward Edward.
This girl invited me in for coffee after our date, and I said I don't drink coffee and drove home. I really eded it.
by CEBoogie October 11, 2018
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First known usage at 'The Sky Office', Melbourne, in 2012.
Eds refer to the eyeballs, commonly used by 'trippers' and 'degenerate youth'.

The word derived from a group with the inability to speak literate English once extra crispy.

In conversation, the word 'eds' may be used to ask how ones eyeballs looked after a large consumption of beugs.
"Oi man, how are my eds lookin'?"
by Mr Beug October 5, 2012
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A rare blood disease in which the suject interjects in conversations with random, irrelevent comments that do not further the argument, but end up doing nothing but pissing people off. Side effects include a love for soft, girly music, mob movies, and ignorance.
George's severe case of Ed caused him to make a fool of himself at the luch table while arguing with Tyler.
by Quinn Gardener May 22, 2008
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That annoying guy that knows all the answers in class and reads every single book ever written.
Teacher: Who knows who the king of England is?
Class: (No answer)
Ed: OOOO ME ME PICK ME
Teacher: Yes ed?
Ed: (Says right answer)
Teacher: A+++ !
by Doggeeeee January 26, 2016
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1. The worlds loveliest, prodigious, incredible, omniscient, laid-back, running coach
2. A man capable of curing all injuries purely with knowledge
the worlds best running coach award goes to Ed
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