The act of a man stretching ones own testicles and inserting them into his own anus. Then shitting them out much like the Famous Easter Bunny.
Larry’s girlfriend likes it when he gives her an Easter basket while she’s sucking it from the back.
by ZERO2HERO98 January 03, 2020
A sexual act where a man ejaculates on persons head, this being followed by the cracking an egg over said's persons head and rubbing it in with his penis.
"I had the best Easter break ever, my wife even let me give her an Easter bonnet "
"My girl looked so hot wearing her Easter bonnet"
"My girl looked so hot wearing her Easter bonnet"
by azz19 February 08, 2018
The male inserts his erect Penis through 1 (or more if lucky enough) toasted and buttered hot cross buns. The partner then performs oral sex on the male whilst eating the hot cross buns.
by BtB74 March 13, 2022
someone who calls themselves a Catholic, but only attends Mass once or twice a year, such as on Easter.
man 1) "I didn't know he was Catholic. I can't see him being a religious guy at all."
man 2) "That's because he's only an Easter Catholic."
man 2) "That's because he's only an Easter Catholic."
by nre1641634123091 May 24, 2009
A large creature from the forest of Babalon, Who sneeks into houses and lays eggs everywhere secretly. in the morning everyone must try to find them before they hatch and start feeding on the flesh of small children.
by Hunter Miller January 27, 2007
When you have to make a public statement about something that proves what you try to promote is dangerous.
Biased politicians reported the christians who were killed by islamic terrorists as easter worshippers.
by Wearewithhumanity April 27, 2019
A hot dog on a bun, covered liberally with diced raw onions and egg salad made from thoroughly hunted easter eggs. MUST be chased with whiskey and coke. Hot dogs may be constructed from vegetable or animal matter in any proportion which satisfies the consumer's culinary mores.
by uberbee March 12, 2008