Duke Nukem

Alien Asskicker
FEEL THE BURN!

It's time to Kick ass and chew bubblegum... an I'm all outta gum.

by Duke February 10, 2005

Duke houker

Duke houker to be on ones hands and knees arching back whilst shitting themselves.

Dude what is she doing she's wasted.

Oh she 's just taking a duke houker

by Wgijm July 30, 2023

dukard

The long name for Duke. Also a term for getting smashed in Canada.

Person 1: Dude, I got so fricking dukard last night.
Person 2: Wow, I was only half way to dukard.

by dukard May 28, 2014

Douche Douchington, the Duke of Doucheville

King of the Douches, the biggest douche in all of the land. Every time he tries to talk a giant stream of douchewater squirts out. These douche squirts are often accompanied by his lies. Things like "I love you.", "Sex can wait.", and "I value you as a human being." It is important that you do not fall victim to any of these lies, or he will hit it, quit it, and toss you to the curb. And you will be yet another victim of his awe-inspiring douchedom. Douche Douchington is a rare species of Douchebag, which does not require food, but instead, requires hours and hours of the universal douchebag passtime, Call of Duty. In fact, the only thing he loves more than pussy is, indeed, his x-box. If it were at all humanly possible, he would stick his dirty dick into the x-box slot and fuck it's brains out. The Duke of Doucheville is a jack of many trades, and his varied talents include: playing Rock Band, playing paintball, playing Guitar Hero, lying to women, living with his parents, and not having a job. It is suggested that you avoid Douche Douchington at ALL TIMES. Men who are exposed to him often contract the Douche Disease, a highly common, seemingly incurable illness which will turn you into a walking, breathing pussy washer. Women who are exposed are generally not susceptible to this disease, but must ensure that they protect themselves from the other awful viruses, such as AIDS, crabs, and jock itch, which may be contracted when in his douchey presence.

Ryan is such an enourmous douche, he has been renamed Douche Douchington, the Duke of Doucheville.

by fuckyouryan March 24, 2010

Cheesy Duder

A large dildo that has been dipped in cheese and inserted into a man's anus.

Aaron: "I shared a cheesy duder with my roommate last night."
Paul: "Whoa! Same here! Let's be fag-a-trons together!"
Aaron: "ok...but I double dip."

by CRunkJunk May 10, 2011

The Duke

John Wayne, the man who could kick everyones ass.

The Duke would whoop any of these fake-gangstas asses, 50 Cent aint got nothing on The Duke,

by Anonymous, King March 31, 2004

Duke Nukem

The Best Alien Ass Kicker

Damn, Duke Nukem is lookin good

by Mike June 1, 2003