suck-diddley-uck

How Homer bad mouths his neighborino, Ned Flanders.

You suck-diddley-uck Flanders!!!

by dlogcher July 11, 2006

Reverse Diddler

A child that molests old men and/or women against their will. Reverse diddlers are often found in nursing homes posing as scouts or do-gooders that are there to help the elderly.

Reverse diddlers hide their insidious schemes from the general public with cutesy actions such as cookie sales and puppies. Reverse diddlers have been known to be violent and torturous to their victims and will often eat them.

Little Jimmy is a reverse diddler. I saw him rape my great uncle then bake cookies with him.

by don hernando, the feared. July 26, 2009

diddley squat

jack diddley....fucking nothing at all

I went to Vegas this weekend and won diddley squat!

by flippytale January 16, 2004

Diddler

Another name for a "heel" or bad guy in wrestling.

"Samoa Joe is such a dirty diddler!"

by timthemusicman June 29, 2018

finger diddle

masturbating with one finger in a "come hither" motion.

she went to the bathroom to finger diddle herself.

by stuffy14 May 3, 2006

Diddle Your Fiddle

Analogy for when a woman masturbates using her fingers,as if she were playing the fiddle.

Man: hey babe,would you diddle your fiddle for me?
Woman: what?
Man: masturbate.
Woman:oh lol.no.

by Skittles Chang McHaggis August 17, 2011

dj diddles

The female act of mastrbation imitating a turn-table scratch.
Often sited when on the phone.

Lauren was playing dj diddles while on the phone with me.

by heath, wynter, and matt September 21, 2008