drunk

The state in which you love everyone and everything is immensely attractive, after having consumed a large quantity of alcohol.

OR the state in which when you fall down, you have to hold onto the floor out of the fear of falling off.

Aw man! I'm so drunk that your neighbours dog is the hottest darn woman I've ever seen. Now I'm gunna go rag her in the back yard.

by emmaitouchmyself June 19, 2007

drunk

when you have to close one eye to keep people from splitting in two.

You just drank a boot full of alcohol, you should be drunk or dead, so you decide it's a good idea to hit on that seven which is now a nine. To keep from falling over and or vomiting you close one eye to keep that nine from becoming an 18.

by Paul Flora April 1, 2008

drunk

a state of being that one can only hope to constantly attain

The SAT's would be alot easier if I was drunk.

by Justin Wallace May 13, 2004

drunk

someone that funneled 16 beers and an unknown amount of tequilla and then stands up and falls face first into the floor...then gets humped by "unknown"

i got drunk and puked on someones feet at a bar.

by mb71385 October 5, 2006

drunk

The inbetween stage of "tipsy" and "messy".

Not the past tense of "to drink".

-"I got so drunk last night but it wasn't so messy that I threw up or snogged some random."

-"I drunk so much alcohol at the weekend I had to be taken home in an ambulance."
-"Don't you mean "drank"?"

by sophieglitterwhip February 3, 2008

drunk

the perfect camouflage to blend in

i gotta be drunk in order to have friends...

by Puhercules May 9, 2010

drunked

when your so drunk, you can't say "drunk" properly.

dude 1: man your sloshed.
dude 2: yeah i am feeling petty drunked!

by tomcon5 April 24, 2010