Drummer 

The most funny, entertaining but horny person you’ll ever meet. Once you find one, don’t ever let them go away, only let them go into u... hehehehehe

My boyfriend is a drummer

Drummer by Petriiii dish July 30, 2019

Drummer 

Never there when you need one, but over abundance when you don’t

“My band needs a drummer, but they’re never here when we need them!”

Drummer by Hehshhhhh October 6, 2022

Drummer 

Drummer; Adjective

A Drummer is someone who is usually refereed as the lead drummer in a band or in a tight-nit group of friends. The drummer is often said to be the most targeted person within the clique among the circle(s), yet being highly respected and backed by the whole community with the community. Drummers are the group of people you pick and tease yet care for deeply.

“Yeah, I hate those guys they’re my drummers.”

“The fuck did you say about my drummer(s)?”

Drummer by billystejs June 29, 2023

Drummer Speak 

n. (noun)
An oral language used to talk about the noise coming from the percussion section when one or more parties in the conversation cannot read percussion music. It is spoken largely by Drummers, Bassists, Conductors, and a select few others.

Guitarist: "um... yeah, I want you to do that one thing with your snare and the um..."

Bassist: "I think in Drummer Speak he means 'Dum-ka-tick-ka CHA CHA CHA-ka-dum-kah-dum dum kah-dum-kah-tick-kah-chick-kah-tick-kah duh-kah-duh tsss~."

Drummer: "Oh, sure."

Drummer Speak by pearldrums April 19, 2010

drummer tan 

A tan that marching band drummers usually get. The tan consists of a shortline, sockline, and carrier lines.

Look at Christian; you can see exactly where his carrier rests on his shoulders.
Dude, he has a drummer tan.

drummer tan by spboy64 August 20, 2007

Drummer Arm 

When one of your arms is bigger than the other. Usually your dominant arm.

"Hey Jack, your drummer arm is awful!"

"I know bro, my left is so much larger than my right."

Drummer Arm by DaRoffle February 18, 2015

Drummer Tongue 

The uncontrollable placement of the tongue half way out either corner of the mouth, usually signifying complete and total concentration of a particular task. Drummer Tongue is most often witnessed when a drummer air or professional is knee deep in a fat solo just straight working the drums. The phenomena of drummer tongue is not isolated to drummers, in fact Drummer Tongue has been witnessed on many prominent world figures and other career professionals including but not limited to the following:

President Bush (thinking of what to say mid speech)
David Hasselhoff (driving Kit from Night Rider)
Snoop Dogg (rolling a tight spliff)
Brain Surgeons (anything with your head open)
Professional Bowlers (preparing for a strike)
Professional Boxers (unloading a furious combination)
UFC Cage Fighters (performing a submission)
Drunken College students (trying to hold a conversation)
Porn Stars (working dat @$$)
Airline Pilots (mixing their drinks)
Bomb Squad team member (defusing a bomb)

Dude 1: OMG!! Look at that dork playing the air drums on his steering wheel! He thinks he’s Tommy Lee!

Dude 2: Woaaahh!!! He’s rocking the f#ck out!! Oh no way! He’s even got Drummer Tongue!!

Drummer Tongue by DunkMonkey October 4, 2008