Deuce Hour

(1) an everyday regular bowel movement, usually around 2p.m., that is very reliable and semi-celebratory;

(2) anytime during the day when you make a trip to the crapper to curl one off.

(3) the timespan immediately following a lunch or dinner trip to one of the following: Taco Bell, Krystal's, Waffle House, aptly named due to the immediate urge to dookie.

(at 1:57 p.m.) I sure hope no one's in the john, because it's almost Deuce Hour.

by Coast Trash September 3, 2008

Deuce on the loose

A turd that is anywhere except for in the toilet or in a person.

1.

Man! I need to get home quick or I'm going to have a Deuce on the loose!

2.

first guy: Don't go into the second toilet stall, there's a couple deuces on the loose.

second guy: Aww dude! Nasty! Where?

first guy: One on the floor and one on the toilet seat.

by CrazyAndyD October 20, 2012

heineken deuce deuce

Often referred to as the 22 ounce bottle of Heineken beer.

I drove to the liquor store to pick up a heineken deuce deuce. Out of a brown paper bag I finished her with ease.

by brawss August 17, 2009

The deuce is loose

Taking a huge crap.

I had a dozen tacos for lunch and the the deuce was loose about hour later. Or, when you feel a huge crap coming on, you say "The deuce is loose!"

by Sir_Poopsalot November 19, 2013

Jacked Full of Deuce

Description for something that is full of shit (literally).

So, I was just sitting at my desk and all of a sudden it hit me... I had to drop a load that could choke a donkey. I made my way to the men's room cheeks clenched and prairie dogging like a motherfucker. I opened the door to my favorite stall only to find someone had the shitter so jacked full of deuce it couldn't flush. I had to use the handicapped stall instead. Probably turned out to be a good thing though, cause I needed the hand-rails for some extra pushing power.

by deucemaster August 26, 2013

deuce out

Another way of saying peace out, deuce meaning two (two fingers peace sign).

A: Bye Bakes
B: Hey deuce out Lizard
A: Yea peace

by Luke Big Bakes March 4, 2009

shoot a deuce

also known as "drop a duece,"
It refers to taking "A number 2" (deuce)
If you don't understnad yet, it means to take a shit.

"I'm loose in the caboose and i gotta drop a deuce"

by DJHeadUp January 29, 2003