Pronounced: Doosh-eh-jerrk-hole.
(Noun) One who emits the qualities of a douchebag, jerk and asshole all at once. Usually applied to someone with an apathetic, aloof or insensitive attitude.
(Adjective) Insensitive, rude.
(Noun) One who emits the qualities of a douchebag, jerk and asshole all at once. Usually applied to someone with an apathetic, aloof or insensitive attitude.
(Adjective) Insensitive, rude.
Person 1: My puppy died. =(
Person 2: Oh well.
Person 1: You're a douchejerkhole!
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Person 1: He canceled our date and then went out to get blazed with his friends instead.
Person 2: What a douchejerkhole thing to do!
Person 2: Oh well.
Person 1: You're a douchejerkhole!
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Person 1: He canceled our date and then went out to get blazed with his friends instead.
Person 2: What a douchejerkhole thing to do!
by Catherine_x69 April 24, 2008
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This girl I'm seeing keeps telling me her ex husband stakes out her house to see who she's dating, what a doucheberry he is.
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Get the Douchederp mug.The act of calling someone a douche for no good reason when you yourself is in fact the douche in the out come.
Tom: So I was at work today and some of my coffee spilled on my new jacket and everyone started laughing at me.
Mike: Wow that sucks.
Tom: Right, and if that wasn't bad enough Jerry in the cubical next to me called me a douche for no good reason.
Mike: Really he's such a "doucheocrite".
Mike: Wow that sucks.
Tom: Right, and if that wasn't bad enough Jerry in the cubical next to me called me a douche for no good reason.
Mike: Really he's such a "doucheocrite".
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Inhabitants are the Douchebitaner and Indians.
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Jason: Does Calvin even know what the hell he's talking about?
Colin: No...look he's sweating out doucheberry juice
Colin: No...look he's sweating out doucheberry juice
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