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Doucheasaurus

A mega douche; a douche so big that it shouldn't even exist. The equalivance of a giant TOOL. A giant DOUCHE bag. Oversized idiot.
My boyfriend acts like a doucheasaurus 95% of the time.
I dated this guy for a few months and found out later that he was engaged. He denied it and said he wasn't married, so I emailed him his wedding registry. He said "I didn't want to tell you this way" WHAT a DOUCHEASAURUS!
by GTLBarbie September 3, 2013
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Doucheasaurusrex

Someone who is a massive douche bag and keeps wondering why people want to leave thier work section when they keep being a huge douche bag and asshole.
MSgt is a Doucheasaurusrex, he got pissed at me for asking Luis for help then wondered why we all want to get out early.
by Terd furgesson March 12, 2014
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doucheduggery

1. The particularly nefarious actions of a douchebag.

2. A heinous version of skullduggery.
Did you hear about my douchebag neighbor who ran over his girlfriends pet cat on purpose? That's some serious doucheduggery right there!
by 4 on The Floor June 19, 2020
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Doucheful

1.
Being douchey, annoying, unpleasant and vile while simultaneously being of use or service; serving some purpose; advantageous, helpful, or of good effect: a doucheful member of society.

Origin:
2011; douche + -ful

—Related forms
douche·ful·ly, adverb
douche·ful·ness, noun
un·douche·ful, adjective
un·douche·ful·ly, adverb
un·douche·ful·ness, noun

—Antonyms
1, 2. doucheless.
That guy's a douche but he's useful - he's totally doucheful.
by jf1231 June 21, 2011
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doucheburger

My friend Joseph is a total doucheburger sometimes.
by crack sammich September 6, 2008
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douchebucket

1) a bucket of douche.
2) someone who's being a total jagwad for no real reason.
3) neither a delicious or nutritious treat.
"we should boil them in a vat of hot chocolate."
"douchebuckets?"
"yup. all of them."
"i don't think that would taste very good."
by scissorbot April 20, 2008
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Douchefag

A person who is a huge jerk and is homosexual at the same time.
Justin: Hey man will you stop flirting with my girlfriend?
Dante: No fucker, it doesn't even mean anything because she knows I'm with Kyle..
Scott: Wow Dante, you are a douchefag!
by Chris.T. January 10, 2009
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