by Can't find my nipples April 24, 2015
by awesome_s December 07, 2010
A douche canoe is a more playful term for a douche bag. Can be used to name a idiotic person when they cause a situation that could be dangerous.
by BringerofMail December 12, 2010
A word used when usually referring to tall, white wanna-be-thugs who are failures at talking trash. They have average white names (ie. Matt, Mark ect.) They use statements such as 'That's so G.' or 'I know man!'
Bob: Hey, you know the kid down the hall with the stupid hats, saggy pants and a bad attitude?
Steve: Yeah, what about him.
Bob: He's such a douche canoe.
Steve: Yeah, what about him.
Bob: He's such a douche canoe.
by Hematidrosis October 08, 2011
Synonym for a Kayak. A manual powered boat for douchebags who drive around with their kayaks on top of their car to let everyone know how outdoorsy they are, and how much money they plopped down for an oversized bath toy that they will use three to five times before trying to sell it on Craigslist for 90% of what they paid for it.
Not to be confused with the last name of the actress who played Faith on Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Not to be confused with the last name of the actress who played Faith on Buffy The Vampire Slayer
At summer camp, you paddle around the lake on a canoe. Once you become a yuppie prick, you must drive around with a Kayak strapped to the top of your subaru outback. You are said to be transporting your douche canoe, because you have a boat and you are a douche.
by Lieutenant Buzzkill August 31, 2010
''Serhan your such a douche canoe''
by SerhanBilalJames April 18, 2013
by Sassy but classy July 06, 2016