Not a definition but the orgin of the phrase: This phrase was coined in 2004 by Blake Edmondson in Camp Walker, South Korea. It was used as an alternative phrase for someone being a complete moron / dick / dirtbag. After Edmondson transferred stations I attempted to pass this phrase on along with other greats such as..... Gungle a gungle, (rumble of a V8) Kadouche (boom), and Splack (disgusting splash).
by You know! October 12, 2012
Get the douche canoemug. by Skirish April 25, 2010
Get the douche canoemug. One of the highest levels of douchebagatory. Often used to describe a person who doesn't understand what crossing the line is and says something very, douchey.
Bob was sitting with Sandra and told her, "You smell like worse than my dog after he eats soft food." She told him to get a new girl friend douche canoe.
Jack and Jill were on top of the hill, Jack pushed Jill off. He was being a real douche canoe.
Jack and Jill were on top of the hill, Jack pushed Jill off. He was being a real douche canoe.
by GeoSlab September 25, 2012
Get the douche canoemug. by C.R.W January 16, 2013
Get the Douche canoemug. Steven wouldn't be the designated driver and made me buy him lunch again. He was being a USDA Prime, Grade A douche canoe.
by Shi-nay-nay February 19, 2011
Get the douche canoemug. a giant group of assholes, generally flaming one person for posting something stupid on a forum. long after the thread should have died
by cmz II January 14, 2008
Get the douche canoemug. doosh kuh-noo
noun, adjective
1. one who is incredibly annoying, a pest
2. a foolish or stupid person, kaiser
3. an inconsiderate and selfish person
noun, adjective
1. one who is incredibly annoying, a pest
2. a foolish or stupid person, kaiser
3. an inconsiderate and selfish person
- He was a complete douche canoe for not picking up the check on your birthday!
- Those guys at the party were acting like huge douche canoes!
- Those guys at the party were acting like huge douche canoes!
by ditystotsgosser July 15, 2011
Get the douche canoemug.