Douche Bag

When someone tries to be something they are not. In order to obtain the slightest femail response
by truecaller January 08, 2015
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Douche Bag

A feminine product used for cleaning out the female vagina.

Also slang that means something closely related to asshole or shitface.
Why'd you poo on my jacket you douche bag?!

Jenny, my pussy is dirty can you get me my douche bag?
by tookis April 06, 2010
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Douche Bag

Hey, let's put our hats on backwards and go play Douche Bag.
by toypit April 18, 2022
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Douche Bag

Used as a noun, Douche Bag is a title earned by, most commonly, men who are...
Selfish, Narcissistic, Obnoxious, and/or mentally insane.

Douche Bags are most commonly: Chads, Clout Chasers, Attention whores, and Fags
Person 1: "did you hear what Connor did to Janie!?"
Person 2: "omg what happened!?"
Person 1: "Connor asked Janie on a date and she rejected her, so he spread a rumor that she sucked off LeBron"
Person 2: "What a Douche Bag!"
by phat.memes.87 March 21, 2019
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Douche Bag

Anyone who appears or watches a reality television show.
Hey man, American Idol is on in 5 minutes.

Fuck off mate, that show is full of Douche Bag's
by Ceebus May 17, 2009
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Douche Bag

a person who is rude and will make a perfect punching bag when irritated
I need to practice with my douche bag, i need a better punch
by PANDAHlOVER December 18, 2014
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Douche Bag

Someone who makes you want to punch them in the face.
by Jigga Hacker February 20, 2010
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