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doubles

1)2 vs 2 in a sport game, e.g. tennis.
2)When the ball bounces twice in your square in handball.
3)When you roll two of the same number on a pair of 6-sided dice.
4)When a man has climaxed during masturbation but doesn't stop rubbing and eventually ejaculates again.
1)Teamwork is important in a doubles game of tennis.
2)That noob missed the ball and got out by doubles.
3)I got doubles in Monopoly, another turn for me.
4)Viagra is so potent that a man with erection problems can easily pull doubles after the correct dosage.
by skyboy September 21, 2005
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DougLESS

Any person by the name of Douglas who exhibits LESS than adequate skills in anything he tries to do. Simple stated a buffoon or simpleton.
DougLESS stopped by before. Man that guy is clueless. How does he even have a job here?
by RigginsDude March 6, 2008
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canadian doubles

like normal tennis, but the extra guy balances on the net cord and tries to win points on the players on each side. if he scores a point on one, the other gets a point. the player with the most points when the guy on the net has to get down to go to the bathroom wins.

it is however, a homosexual sport, since it orignated in canada.
"me, my dad, and some homeless man are going to play canadian doubles on friday. we are going to give him a bottle of whiskey as a reward after. wanna come watch?"

"no, thats fucking gay dude."
by shiftyjew April 29, 2010
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doublespeak

"I tried pot....but I didn't inhale." - Beelzebill Clinton
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"That depends on what the definition of the word is is." - Beelzebill Satan KKKlinton
bubba 666 kkklinton is the perfect example of doublespeak
by pfffft July 3, 2006
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dauntless brewer

Zernt is a Dauntless Brewer
by lmaoxdlabored December 20, 2017
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doublespeak

The medical condition in which one must say everything twice. Like that McDonald's commercial. This is closely related to triple take and mental retardation..
by Mark H. Nagle September 8, 2004
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Anal Doublespew

1. nickname for the fast-food chain A&W
2. the necessary biological reaction to the ingestion of food from A&W
"I had lunch at Anal Doublespew today...uh-oh!"
by Tyleramos July 9, 2006
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