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Doorknob 

Something that has already been touched by Killer Queen
Killer queen has already touched that doorknob.
Doorknob by Cool psyeudonym November 26, 2024

doorknob 

a game typically played by high school or secondary school kids in the uk.
when someone says something which is deemed as saying something explicit or 'fruity' about the same gender results in them having to say safety to protect themselves, if they do not, someone who is also participating in the game has the opportunity to shout 'doorknob' which would result in the victim needing to touch a doorknob to save themselves from being beaten up. As soon as the doorknob is called, people participation have the opportunity to beat the victim up until he touches a doorknob or anything which opens doors. (not knockers).
'drops his pen' "i cant pick that up. my back hurts" "ay mandem on my life thats a doorknob"
doorknob by KB_0 December 15, 2024

doorknob confession 

A doorknob confession is a term used by some clinicians/therapists to define the phenomena of the person receiving therapy, or the client, to divulge something incredibly important or critical in the last few minutes of a therapy session. The content of the "confession" is important enough to cause the session to go on longer than originally planed and may include themes such as: a death in the family, suicidal/self harming thoughts or actions, a relationship crisis, drastic change in living situation, ect.
As she stood to leave the therapist's office she gave the doorknob confession that her sister was being physically abused by their step-father.
doorknob confession by Ms. Psyche October 3, 2011

Doorknob horny 

This is when someone is so horny they will do it with a Doorknob!
Wonda Wonderpig was so Doorknob horny, the whole building had to be disinfected!
Doorknob horny by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

doorknob question 

Those are the dreaded words that doctors hear as they place their hands on the doorknob to leave the treatment room at what they think is the end of the patient encounter. The patient then tells the real reason that they scheduled their visit. This phenomenon frequently is the culprit that disrupts the doctor's schedule for the rest of the day.
Kayla turns back for what doctors know as the "doorknob question", or the embarrassing symptom turnaround.
doorknob question by bobene November 14, 2011

Doorknob Face 

A Doorknob Face is someone who should be respected and bowed down to. It seems like an offensive name which makes Doorknob Faces so much more humble and godly.
“Jack is so humble! He must be a Doorknob Face!”
Doorknob Face by Wise Teller May 14, 2019