Doctors

n. People who get paid to feel you up and stick needle into your exposed flesh for a living. Though it sounds like a good deal, to be one, you have to waste about 8 years of your life in college plus god-knows how many more years in med school. Being a doctor takes a massive toll on your mental health- They are tasked with having to tell people when they have an incurable disease, tell people that they can't have babies, and don't forget the occasional Colonoscopy!
Child: "Wow! Doctors are so cool! I want to be doctor when I grow up, too!"

Mother: "ROFLMFAO!!!"
by superdawge October 02, 2009
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A med school graduate

Somehow commands a level of prestige in society beyond his means.
Person A: "I am a doctor"

Person B: "HOLY SHIT YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY PRESTIGIOUS. HELP US ALL!!!!"
by Pyro23 July 01, 2011
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an arrogant person who all they want is money and refuses to acknowledge anyone who makes sense
they are also very rude, smart asses, and do not approve of creative ideas in any way shape or form
by nonekopopo October 03, 2020
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licensed drug dealer
Why get in trouble with cops and criminals when you can get your fix legally from a doctor?
by wazzlewz1 March 12, 2010
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a place you go to get your health checked
doctor sucks
by sharks28 October 27, 2016
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Someone who received 8 years of training in the art of deductive guessing and suffers from the mental condition called "I must be god".
Sometimes God thinks he's a doctor.
by xntrc October 12, 2005
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the scratching of one's own ass
It sucks having a serious case of doctor doctor on a first date.
by Moosehands March 29, 2004
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