doctor 

A drug dealer with a Ph.D

you need a doctor to give you a bunch of different and pray that one works.

doctor by Kurt Fan12345678910 March 30, 2020

Doctor 

An individual who does not know the difference between God and themselves. Namely that God doesn't think he's a doctor. Arrogant, abrupt and often unable to consider opinions which are not their own. A person who is unable to contemplate not knowing the solution to something and is incapable of asking for assistance tending to fall back on cliches to hide their lack of knowledge like "eat less and exercise more" or "bed rest and plenty of fluids". An individual who simultaneously cultivates disdain through arrogant comments then pleads victimhood. Unable to cope with their decisions being challenged.

See: Narcissist.

That doctor is a real asshole.

Doctor by Spontaneocus June 6, 2019

Doctor 

b homo/b Rude pathetic idiot.

Doctor: I am retrded, I have the manners of a afro american.

Doctor by DeanNJ December 15, 2008

Doctor 

Either a person who heals people with their magical smarts or a miserable kid with that last name who, believe it or not, KNOWS THAT IF HE BECAME A DOCTOR HE WOULD BE DR. DOCTOR. Those of the latter groups would like to tell you to STOP SINGING DOCTOR DOCTOR. They really don't like that and you really aren't being original.

John : DUDE, wouldn't it be so sweet if Josh Doctor became a doctor?
Then he would be Dr. Doctor
*bursts into song*
Humphrey : C'mon man, could you imagine how often he gets that?

Doctor by ******Doctor February 6, 2010

Doctor 

Someone who's a freaking perv. And based their entire life and career on their perv-i-ness.

Person#1:OMG my doctor is such a perv.
Person#2: they all are

Doctor by fandom_obsessed November 30, 2017

Doctor 

A madman in a box with two hearts, beautiful companions, and one giant blue box thats smaller on the outside and bigger on the inside.

Hi i'm the Doctor}
Doctor who?
exactly

Doctor by WHOVIANNN October 29, 2019

Doctor 

A person that kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills.

I'm sorry, is this some sort of American joke that I'm too European to understand? Doctor

Doctor by DarkMoon_17 January 16, 2020