n. People who get paid to feel you up and stick needle into your exposed flesh for a living. Though it sounds like a good deal, to be one, you have to waste about 8 years of your life in college plus god-knows how many more years in med school. Being a doctor takes a massive toll on your mental health- They are tasked with having to tell people when they have an incurable disease, tell people that they can't have babies, and don't forget the occasional Colonoscopy!
by superdawge October 2, 2009
Get the Doctorsmug. by Pyro23 July 2, 2011
Get the doctormug. an arrogant person who all they want is money and refuses to acknowledge anyone who makes sense
they are also very rude, smart asses, and do not approve of creative ideas in any way shape or form
they are also very rude, smart asses, and do not approve of creative ideas in any way shape or form
by nonekopopo October 2, 2020
Get the doctormug. licensed drug dealer
by wazzlewz1 March 14, 2010
Get the doctormug. 
Someone who received 8 years of training in the art of deductive guessing and suffers from the mental condition called "I must be god".
by xntrc October 12, 2005
Get the doctormug. the scratching of one's own ass
by Moosehands March 29, 2004
Get the doctor doctormug.