Sheila and I had a big fight.but we made up and she put my groceries in her mouth and I made her dessert
by worldwideschizophrenia December 22, 2013
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The celebration that occurs the first Wednesday of every month in which girls and women of all ages celebrate femininity and not wearing pants by wearing a dress, usually a cute sundress of sorts. This holiday originated in Tampa, and still mostly only exists there, but its originators hope for it to spread to the world, so play along, it's fun (:
The celebration that occurs the first Wednesday of every month in which girls and women of all ages celebrate femininity and not wearing pants by wearing a dress, usually a cute sundress of sorts. This holiday originated in Tampa, and still mostly only exists there, but its originators hope for it to spread to the world, so play along, it's fun (:
Girl to Friend:"Hey, what's with everyone wearing dresses today?"
Friend:"Duhhh, it's Dress Day! How did you not get the memo?"
OR
Lonely Girl:"I lost all of my friends because I was too much of a loser to participate in Dress Day even though dresses are extremely comfortable and adorable! Sad all over."
Friend:"Duhhh, it's Dress Day! How did you not get the memo?"
OR
Lonely Girl:"I lost all of my friends because I was too much of a loser to participate in Dress Day even though dresses are extremely comfortable and adorable! Sad all over."
by UDallday May 6, 2009
Get the Dress Day mug.To withdraw the penis just prior to climax during sexual intercourse and subsequently deposit a hot load on the female's mons, thigh, abdomen or stomach.
by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015
Get the Dressing on the Side mug.To apply lubricant to a vagina, in preparation to make mad love to it (the vagina, not the lubricant, although I guess you'd be hitting that too).
by BigHuckinChicken September 7, 2008
Get the put the dressing on the taco mug.Similar to "gotta jet" or "gotta bounce", this phrase means to leave somewhere very quickly with speed matching that of prom dress removal at a post-prom party.
by jonlindg October 4, 2005
Get the off like a prom dress mug.LBD: Little Black Dress for the sole purpose of seducing men. Most women have one in the recesses of their closet. This is the dress that is just a little too short. Just a little too tight. One that hugs curves you never knew you had. One that looks as if it was made for your body and your body only. One that makes you feel sexy the second you put it on. It has to be simple. All black, no buttons or ornamentation. The exhibition of the LBD should only be used in emergencies because once revealed, it would never again have its full potency. The philosophy of the LBD is a writ in the canon of the Sisterhood.
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It was time to bring in the big guns. It was time for the LBD - the Little Black Dress (pause for dramatic emphasis - lightening crashes, thunder rolls, small animals scurrying away in fright). He'd be mush in her hands before long.
by daughter of a b**** January 22, 2006
Get the Little Black Dress mug.A common misspelling of the phrase "just deserts". While the two phrases are pronounced exactly the same, "desert" with the emphasis on the second syllable means something that one deserves, rather than an extremely arid expanse of land. "Dessert", on the other hand, is a sweet dish consumed after a meal.
shane123: lol i guess he got his just desserts
rob497: i think you mean "just deserts"
shane123: fuck off u grammar whore
rob497: okay jesus
rob497: i think you mean "just deserts"
shane123: fuck off u grammar whore
rob497: okay jesus
by elusiveyellow August 25, 2013
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