after a rough night, you may want to put on a tie to distract your colleagues/boss from noticing your true condition
clerk 1: look at Paul, great tie he is wearing today
clerk 2: nah, I bet it's a distraction tie (DT). he was already quite hammered when I left the pub at 10 last night
clerk 2: nah, I bet it's a distraction tie (DT). he was already quite hammered when I left the pub at 10 last night
by phexxa March 30, 2010
Get the distraction tie mug.Describes what happens when you decide to take a "quick peek" at digg.com and end up reading stories for half an hour instead of getting your work done or going to sleep.
Examples:
I would have received an A on the paper except I was morbidly diggstracted.
I was about to go to bed but then I got diggstracted.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I was always ... (see www.digg.com)
I would have received an A on the paper except I was morbidly diggstracted.
I was about to go to bed but then I got diggstracted.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I was always ... (see www.digg.com)
by diggstracted January 6, 2007
Get the diggstracted mug.1. having the attention diverted and fixated on one thing or project for an overwhelming period of time while under the influence of crystal meth thus making one habitually late for appointments, etc.
by ken.mccune June 21, 2008
Get the Discrackted mug.A literal distraction. Best sent by texts or IM's for best. It makes whoever gets distracted feel like a tool, or smile. both are common emotions. Best used when you're playing an online game with someone and you text them, distracting them from whatever you're doing.
hell, you could even distract them from being distracted, the possibilities are endless.
hell, you could even distract them from being distracted, the possibilities are endless.
Person 1: baking cookies
Person 2 : *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* you dirty whore i was baking cook-
Person 2: *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* YOU DICK I WAS TEXTING YOU BACK AS TO HOW YOU DISTRACTED ME FROM MAKING COOKIES
Person 2: *text* Your cookies are burning.
*cookies are on fire*
Person 2 : *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* you dirty whore i was baking cook-
Person 2: *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* YOU DICK I WAS TEXTING YOU BACK AS TO HOW YOU DISTRACTED ME FROM MAKING COOKIES
Person 2: *text* Your cookies are burning.
*cookies are on fire*
by Paddy O'Mally May 7, 2009
Get the Distraction! mug.Brooke- what's up Pammy? You seem distracted?
Pamela- nah brookie I'm distractivated, I just came up with a new word.
"I was so distractivated at work today, I had the perfect idea for Rhys's birthday"
Pamela- nah brookie I'm distractivated, I just came up with a new word.
"I was so distractivated at work today, I had the perfect idea for Rhys's birthday"
by PurpleMarshmallowHaze October 6, 2017
Get the Distractivated mug.Joni and Dudley were playing scrabble. Joni was using her sub-table foot fondling of Dudley's genitalia as a distractic.
It worked, Dudley couldnt think of any good words, and Joni won the game.
It worked, Dudley couldnt think of any good words, and Joni won the game.
by drzygote January 18, 2009
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The way to get elected to office is to distractify your audience with hypnotically irrelevant misinformation.
by Bryce Morganthau October 16, 2019
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