dyslexiasexual

You have a sexual attraction to dyslexic people,this means you find sexual interests in people that are dyslexic. A new way to expand you sexuality and feel proud of it!

Person 1: Dyslexic spelling mistakes and incorrect pronunciation are so cute! I wish i could marry a dyslexic person!
Person 2: So your dyslexiasexual?

by Lucienne! September 7, 2023

linguistic dyslexia

1. the tendency of a person to hear words backwards, say words with opposite beginnings, or write numbers backwards.

2. the tendency to be generally dyslexic in all forms of language

Linguistic dyslexia is saying "sweat and hotty" instead of "hot and sweaty"; writing 41 instead of when you hear "fourteen"; hearing "tofu noodles" instead of "toaster strudels"; saying "runny babbit" instead of "bunny rabbit"

by veggiegirl14 September 14, 2010

Terrorist Dyslexia

When a Terror organization is mad at another country/faction/head of state ect... and decides to take it out on the U.S via a terrorist attack.

Come on Haidar lets go protest our new president, nahh i got a better idea lets go bomb the U.S that'l show our president we hate him for sure. Sounds to me like you got Terrorist dyslexia dude.

by Frank Costello April 20, 2013

erectile dyslexia

Impairment of the ability to interpret spatial relationships between the anus and the vagina. Often a fall back excuse men use when trying to put the peen in the other hole during intercourse. Erectile dyslexia can be also referred to as "Special E.D."

"babe you're going in the wrong--"
"oh sorry, it's my erectile dyslexia..."
"Oh that's okay, Special E.D. is a real issue these days"

by BowserBallz December 3, 2018

dyslexia

a good excuse for everything if you have it

john: zomg lee, you just killed 15 people, your going to hell
lee: no ,its ok, i have dyslexia
john: o im sorry i had no idea

by Lee Jennings November 9, 2007

Disflexia

A commonly occurring disease a person has when they believe they are jacked or ripped, and they really aren't. It's usually seen in preteens who try to act tough. Often times, short and skinny guys tend to have this syndrome as seen in the tight "muscle" shirts that they wear. Currently the only cure is their own embarrassment.

1) Yo, look at dude in the tight polo

2) yea, I'd kill that fuck. Must have Disflexia though. I feel bad for him really

by Bovice22 October 16, 2009

Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.

DISLEXIC BIBLE:

Palms 103:7,
He made known his sway unto Sesmo, His cats unto the children of Is real.

by Gene Sins January 14, 2007