Ding-Dong

Phrase that is said when you feel that someone is not up to par. As in "Is anyone home?"
Ding-Dong!? Would you like me to turn off the food disposal before YOU stick your hand in there?
by macFI May 21, 2009
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ding dong

Main Entry: fool
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: One deficient in judgment and good sense. An empty-headed person; a fool.

ass, idiot, imbecile, jackass, fool mooncalf, moron, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, simple, simpleton, softhead, tomfool
If you are counting on a man to choose a thoughtful present, you are a ding dong.
by General Failure September 11, 2008
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1) Adjective to describe two small peniled boys with a complete lack of self-confidence who engage in picking on a sweet girl
Rob and Cody are ding dongs for picking on Megan.
by mosdla January 28, 2009
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1. A delicious chocolate cupcake with cream filling produced and distributed by Hostes.

2. A slang term for penis

3. Another way to call someone an idiot/moron.

4. The sexual act in which a male ejaculates in the ass crack of an African American male or female (no gender discrimination). The result of the white semen in the brown ass crack should look like a Hostes Ding-Dong. For the authentic Ding-Dong, the male should be of the Caucasian ethnicity and the african american party, male or female, should be fucked in the ass prior to ejaculation.
4. "Wow I just pulled out and came in your ass crack, if you were black this would totaly look like a Ding-Dong..."

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a way of saying dick witthout getting the baseball bat to your head.
person 1: nice ding-dong bro
person 2: wat dafuq u pervert
person 1: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ September 30, 2020
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Ding dong

Someone who forgets to hang out w the person they made plans with
Ella is a ding dong because she forgot to hang out with kalen at lunch yesterday
by Rawr6942011 December 10, 2021
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A word to describe your pals when they be acting stupid.
“Bro look at kami. She’s acting like a total ding dong.”
by surfergal January 12, 2019
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