Poo Digger

A person who inserts an appendage (phallus, finger, toe) into the anus of another person for sexual stimulation or out of spite.

“Hey Monica, can I put my finger in your asshole?”
“Sure Alex, jam it up there good and hard you dirty poo digger you!”

by CannedPears November 8, 2009

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Gold Digger Crazy Straw

When a girl is sucking dick to earn money. Acting as if the penis were a straw to the wallet.

She was suckin me so hard, its like it was a gold digger crazy straw

by ForsakenExile October 17, 2012

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Digger Nick

The African St. Nick

Be good or Digger Nick won't bring presents this year!

by M.O. July 27, 2006

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college degrees

There are three major college degrees one can achieve: B.S., M.S., and PhD. These initials stand for the following-

B.S.-bullshit
M.S.-more shit
PhD.-piled higher and deeper

class dismissed.

mick: hey, the new engineer's specs are all out of whack!! we'll never get this thing built with these numbers!!
rick: well, buddy, you've just discovered the secret to a college degree. it consists of B.S., M.S., and PhD.
dick: yeah, we all know that, butthead!
rick: are you sure? for these college degrees, the initials stand for bullshit, more shit, and piled higher and deeper!!!
everybody laughs; the engineer in question walks through and they laugh even harder

by earpuller June 22, 2006

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