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Digging up the leeks 

The act of rigorous male masterbation, leading to a blister on the palm.
1. Mate, how’d you get that scar? 2. Beth’s been out of commission for 4 days so I was digging up the leeks.

digging in the garden 

while the man is hitting it doggy style he has his finger in the wowans asshole digging for corn, peanuts, okra stems etc. etc.
My girlfriend was stopped up so I had to go digging in the garden.

digging for chocolate 

the process of scratching your butt-crack or reaching into your butt crack to pull out your underwear
friend sees other friend scratching their butt "Bro, you digging for chocolate back there or what?"

Digging Up Dirt 

When you and your friends/homies have some serious facts that could possibly end someone's social life, you have "dirt." "Digging up dirt" simply means you are sharing that "dirt" with others.
"Digging up dirt" means sharing juicy information with others. EX: "Y'all, grab ya shovels I got some serious dirt."

"Oh snap, we're about to dig up some dirt"
Digging Up Dirt by Sierrahmist July 18, 2016

Digging His Shorts Out of His Ass 

A person who is not clean. A person that has a crack so nasty, their underwear sticks inside their crack, they they have to keep pulling and tugging at the bottom of their underwear to keep it out of their crack.
With all the money in the the 2010 election and the lies about his employmnent record, Alaska Republican Senate canidate Joe Miller is Digging His Shorts Out of His Ass to show he as actually clean, when we all see how nasty he actually is.

digging for pearls 

digging in your nose for large boogers
My nose was bothering me so I went digging for pearls.
digging for pearls by Liz K. January 30, 2007