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digging for gold 

A phrase used by friends when they catch their friend scratching his nuts. Similar to somone catching a wierdo picking their nose and saying somthing like pick me a winner. the person with their hand in their pants is normally embarresed, or is just normal and says "dude my Quindle is itchy so fuck off" in which the friend agrees to the intensity of an itchy quindle and how it is fucking annoying and then feels like an ass.
(3 friends watching TV)

Bush: Hey dick what are you doin? digging for gold? haha
Dick (with hands down his pants): fuck you george its fucking itchy and my quindle is going nuts. and i'm a dude so if you cant get used to it fuck off.
Colin: yeah bush what the fuck
Bush: ok ok sorry, hey colin, pass the pretzels.
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digging my chili

The perception that a woman whom you are talking with is really into you and buying your witty words or slick proposition.
After three drinks she was digging my chili and I knew I'd be having breakfast at her place.
digging my chili by hwyhiker February 11, 2014

Digging up the leeks 

The act of rigorous male masterbation, leading to a blister on the palm.
1. Mate, how’d you get that scar? 2. Beth’s been out of commission for 4 days so I was digging up the leeks.

digging in the garden 

while the man is hitting it doggy style he has his finger in the wowans asshole digging for corn, peanuts, okra stems etc. etc.
My girlfriend was stopped up so I had to go digging in the garden.

digging for chocolate 

the process of scratching your butt-crack or reaching into your butt crack to pull out your underwear
friend sees other friend scratching their butt "Bro, you digging for chocolate back there or what?"

Digging Up Dirt 

When you and your friends/homies have some serious facts that could possibly end someone's social life, you have "dirt." "Digging up dirt" simply means you are sharing that "dirt" with others.
"Digging up dirt" means sharing juicy information with others. EX: "Y'all, grab ya shovels I got some serious dirt."

"Oh snap, we're about to dig up some dirt"
Digging Up Dirt by Sierrahmist July 18, 2016

Digging His Shorts Out of His Ass 

A person who is not clean. A person that has a crack so nasty, their underwear sticks inside their crack, they they have to keep pulling and tugging at the bottom of their underwear to keep it out of their crack.
With all the money in the the 2010 election and the lies about his employmnent record, Alaska Republican Senate canidate Joe Miller is Digging His Shorts Out of His Ass to show he as actually clean, when we all see how nasty he actually is.