different features

Special bits that supposedly appear when you are seventeen to signal that you are ready to have sex with a dirty old pervy man who came out of the woods.

Man: *emerges from woods* “Do you need pushing, little girl?”
8 year old me: *sat on swing* “no, I’m seventeen! I can push myself!”
Man: No you aren’t, if you were seventeen you’d have different features!” *outs dick and disappears into woods again*

different features by Sexee March 25, 2018

Different opinion

Something that was never an issue before, but since then, a bunch of lowlife morons will treat like you're one of the worst things to have ever existed just because of it.

It would certainly be great if it was still fine to have a different opinion, we truly live in a sick world full of sick people.

Different opinion by PhoenixGamer34 July 1, 2023

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different states of mind under marijuana

different states of mind under marijuana
from the book of senses.I have chosen a scale from 1-5 to describe this:

1:This is achieved from one to two hits and make the person more relax.kinda like a cigaret feeling.it also makes the person more aware

2:This stage known as Buzzed happens with approximately 5 hits.at this stage the person is high even though he doesnt immediately doesnt undersand it.

3: This stage also known as high usually happens between 8-10 hits and the person clearly knows he is high and and reacts to it.this is the desired stage for most people.however the problem with this stage is that although it feels great originally,it loses its greatness in less than an hour and the person starts to come down.

4:This stage also known as toasty happens between 12-18 hits and the person is not really himself and can barely walk.everything is in its ultra funniness and the person can not think.(perfectly mixing different kinds of marijuana makes this better.

5: OD: most people think it is impossible to overdo on weed but that is incorrect.anything more than 20 hits from DIFFERENT types of weed gives the person a major headache and extreme seat in different situations.this is not desired

Notes:

-weed used in the experiment is a "good" dro(not medical,not swag).

-every hit is a rip and not a \/ hit.

-if a person hasnt smoked before are NOT able to feel that they are high untill they reach level 3.however if the person have been high before can get to stage 2 and still feel high

-being high is a state of mind that is only achieved by understanding it.unlike drinking.

different states of mind under marijuana

different states of mind under marijuana by Nik Armi September 14, 2010

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different hats

A tired metaphor for the different tasks a single person in a particular occupation is responsible for performing, primarily employed by stupid, annoying, pretentious people. Avoid these people if you can.

Annoying guy: In my particular line of work, I find that I must put on many different hats. I make copies, staple papers, and eat potato chips.

different hats by Bourbon Diction Andy October 15, 2009

Word of the Day on October 21, 2009