diddly-squat

It's shit in essay language

Teddy: Is my dick big?
Dan: No you diddly-squat.
Teddy: That was a joke. diddly-squat? Why the fuck can't you just be normal you brainless idiotic bonehead!

by CrustyBoyo666 August 1, 2020

diddly dog

homie named Jay who has an afro and lives in Rhode Island. His dad smashed his unopened GTA4 when he came home to find him and friends mad blazed.

yo diddly dog, you tryna chill?

by Neilaso May 13, 2008

Diddly Do

A girl that you would fuck or "do".

That new Tina chick at our school is pretty hot, I'd say she's a diddly do.

by Stephanie Beans December 28, 2007

diddly doo dahs

A nice word to describe feminine hygeine products.

I need to buy some diddly doo dahs at the supermarket!

by Sara Inkpen August 1, 2006

diddly squat

it means 'Nothing' as a definition, but
it is THE emo-est word EVER.
(when used with the right context)

As I slit my wrists, I cannot imagine the diddly squat that lay at the end of the dark tunnel that is my life.

by smexy December 28, 2005

diddly squat

Squatting to poop, like in the woods

Oh man I just diddly squatted in the woods

by Alex Smith May 13, 2005

Diddly Dang Donger

Another word for a penis

Jason and Marty have tiny diddly dang dongers

by An_Actual_Potato October 4, 2016