Dickstract

When you accidentally get distracted from reaching your goals because of a sexy ass man's offerings

Today's goal.. Don't let a sexy ass motherfucker dickstract you from making moves.
To dickstract - distracting a woman from reaching her goals
Making it difficult for her to get laid
Ain't nobody got time for that

by Adminthefuckery October 13, 2019

distracted by a pelican

doing something naughty (and potentially VERY embarrassing) that causes you to lose focus.

I ran my Bugatti Veyron into a swamp at 100mph because I was distracted by a pelican

by SwapGuy November 13, 2009

don't get distracted

what you probably thought before typing urban dictionary into the search bar

you to yourself: ok, this work is due tomorrow, don't get distracted!
5 seconds later
*you're here*

by just_a_bored_person March 8, 2021

dickstraction

When one likes a man so much they can't give "it" up too soon. In order to maintain the "pure" image and still meet their sexual needs, they indulge in meaningless sex on the side till a relationship with the desired one is established.

I hope you didn't sleep with him yet!?" "OMG I want to do him so grossly but I can't cause I like him too much! Thank God for my dickstractions or I would've commited virginal suicide by now!

by VanessaMelissa October 6, 2010

socially distracted

A person addicted to social networks that has extreme difficulty to perform simple tasks such as talking to her/his partner, personal hygene, get grocery, eating, watching TV and sleeping.

I unfollowed my boyfriend because he is socially distracted.

by hermes2364 February 12, 2010

DickStraction

Some guy you fuck to get over someone else - a rebound specifically designed for sexual purposes.

"So I fucked Dexter last night."
"But you just broke up with John yesterday."
"Yea, I needed a DickStraction really badly. It worked!"

by The Original Sabs August 4, 2007

DistractedLeo

DistractedLeo (Riley) is a Tiktoker who loves dancing at 2am in onesies and never ceases to make her 100k+ followers smile.

DistractedLeo always gives me a serotonin boost.

by FriendlyGamerMan January 29, 2021