Dickshit

Dickshit- a person that butt fucks people over in the worst possible ways,thinking they are doing so without being detected. You can smell a dickshit from a mile away because they still have the last victims shit on their dick.

Don't talk to Dave he's a dickshit.

by Pastvictimofdickshit July 17, 2016

dicksritary

A male secretary who's sexually service their boss.

Barbra called Steve into to her office to preform his dicksritary duties

by anonymous October 24, 2017

Dicksmissive

When a man is being dismissive of something a woman says (because, you know, he's a dick).

John's comment of "Who fucking cares?" on Alana's Facebook post about sexual harassment at her workplace was totally dicksmissive.

by LaMaupin December 23, 2017

dickshit

The shit in your foreskin when a girl takes a shit on your dick while doing anal

Sorry babe, can't fuck rn, gotta clean this dickshit

by liquidstrawberry January 26, 2018

Dickstitch

When you’ve ridden so much dick that you give yourself a stitch.

Me: “Yo Meggsie Jo, you coming out?”
Meggsie Jo: “In a second, I’ve got a dickstitch, I’m stretching it out”

by Nicki G February 14, 2018

Dickshit

Another word for calling a guy gay. He’d be a dickshit because he was fu*ked in the ass so hard he had to sh*t out of his di*k.

Ew look at that dickshit..

by Drugs Not Hugs February 14, 2019

Dickmitten

When your spanking your monkey and the load is coming fast you reach down pull off your sock and cum in it .

My girlfriend has all these unmatched socks because her brother is using them for dickmittens.

by Cinders and HEvil June 27, 2019