Dicklorice

Licorise that you prevent from getting cold and tough in an airconditioned environment by laying it on your dick under the blanket.

Can i have a piece of your dicklorice? My licorice is too cold.

by tacotacogggg September 16, 2018

dickleweed

When you wake up in the morning for work or school and haven't had time to shower, wash your face, or put makeup on, and you end up talking to your crush.

"Dude, I saw Chelsey today. Ugh, I looked like such a dickleweed!!"

"Dude, no you don't! You look great. You just look like you partied with rockstars last night and forgot to shave!

by samedifference October 5, 2018

Dicklover

Someone who is in love with dicks.

A person who loves to look at dicks, touch dicks, and suck dicks.
A punk ass sucka.
A plain ol' cocksucker.

Look at his punk ass. He is such a Dicklover.

That CocksuckA is a real Dicklover

by Shithead MuthA Fucka November 7, 2019

Dickloo

A penis shaped igloo.

WOW! That's an awesome dickloo! It's way cooler than the titloo you made last winter.

Let me crawl into it and look out the pee hole.

by the vagetriloquist May 11, 2021

dicklong

biggest cock in the world booiiiii

i have a huge dicklong

by dicklong creator #69 November 18, 2021

dicklord

Someone that is such a dick, He tries to show it off to much.

Karen: Wow nick is such a dicklord, he rubs it in to much when he won the race, he had a boner.

Tommy: It was really disgusting when he did.

by [e-mail] January 10, 2022

Dicklosophy

Tha achieving of a deep or philosophical thought that sends you spiraling, after a just have seen someone's dick.

I achvied dicklosophy thought, about human existence, after Todd from accounting sent me an unsolicited dirty picture

by Dr. Carl Carlson Jr February 14, 2022