dikfor

spoken as a joke to get person called the adj. to ask "whats a dikfor

"you dikfor"
"whats a dikfor?"
"bend over ill show you"

by jeff p (drunkinhick) July 25, 2004

Hickory Dickory Dock

A simple poem that seems sexual because of similarities between "dock" and "cock".

Hickory Dickory Dock
Your mom sucked my Cock
The clock struck one
And all was done
Hickory Dickory Dock

by PsYcHoImoN July 9, 2011

cum guzzling gutter slut two dollar whore that sucks dick for coke money

filth whore, dirty cunt, reference to a twat that lives in the fairfield area.. has BPD and the cookie monster googling EYE

Brittany P DV is the worlds biggest fattest nastiest ugliest cum guzzling gutter slut two dollar whore that sucks dick for coke money

by LouieFuckinD February 28, 2008

dickfoot

1) a useless asshole that has very few friends
2) someone that is annoying others while they are trying to work
3) a term used amongst males to jokingly insult one another

1) "fuck you dickfoot! nobody wants you here"
2) "stop being such a dickfoot and get back to work"
3) "hows it going dickfoot"

by Felix Raydin January 13, 2009

Dickworthy

It is the noun version of a person making a "dick" move. It is used when a person does an ignorant and/or diry action. Someone who is indeed worthy of dick, but in the bad way.

Wow...that was really dickworthy.

Giving someone a balltap is pretty dickworthy.

by OnTheFritz13 June 27, 2009

dickporch

the flab of fat over top of a mans dick or a womans pussy in the mans/womans pants

Earl, the obese man has a dickporch when he wears jeans or khakis

by NumBeR OnE GanGSta August 28, 2006

Dickorate

Any sort of decoration on a dick. Similar to the famous "Vagazzle", this would be the same on male parts.

When my girlfriend came over for the holidays, rather than bore her with decorating the house, and the tree, I had her dickorate me.

by St0nyW33d October 6, 2010