dick on a stick is an exclamation used when one is angered at something. Also can be used with what at the beginning to make an exclamation of surprise.
Dude, i just totally flooded your toilet.
DICK ON A STICK.
I feel like a canary.
What the dick on a stick???
DICK ON A STICK.
I feel like a canary.
What the dick on a stick???
by da doctar October 18, 2008
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by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009
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When someone says something stupid and you’d rather have a dick in your ear than hear the stupid shit they have to say.
Eren: “Man I hate life…shits so stupid.”
Terence: “Aye bro shut the fuck up and stick a duck in my ear”
Eren: “What?”
Terence: “ You're saying some dumb shit I’d rather have you stick a dick in my ear rather than hear your bullshit.”
Terence: “Aye bro shut the fuck up and stick a duck in my ear”
Eren: “What?”
Terence: “ You're saying some dumb shit I’d rather have you stick a dick in my ear rather than hear your bullshit.”
by Uncooked Spam October 29, 2021
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James: Yea I’ve banged Amber Heard before, do not recommend.
Elon: Why not?
James: did you see what she did to Johnny? She beat him, told everyone he raped her. Now he’s getting cancelled and his career is in the toilet.
Elon: Shit, I guess I didn’t follow the most important rule: Don’t stick your dick in crazy.
James: Yea I’ve banged Amber Heard before, do not recommend.
Elon: Why not?
James: did you see what she did to Johnny? She beat him, told everyone he raped her. Now he’s getting cancelled and his career is in the toilet.
Elon: Shit, I guess I didn’t follow the most important rule: Don’t stick your dick in crazy.
by anonymous May 30, 2022
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actually doing this will probably get you killed within a month.
actually doing this will probably get you killed within a month.
"Dude, why is this road full of holes? "
"I don't know, but stick your dick in it."
"What the fuck! I'm not insane you know."
"I don't know, but stick your dick in it."
"What the fuck! I'm not insane you know."
by Apersonwholikesstupidjokes March 29, 2017
Get the stick your dick in it mug.A way of saying you are going to stomp somebody out, beat them up, or give them a beat down. Also a way of saying somebody got laid the fuck out in football.
-"Pookie was talking shit about you!"
-"Lets go stick that nigga's dick in the dirt Ray-Ray!
"It's fourh down and one! Let's stick their dick in the dirt nigga!"
-"Lets go stick that nigga's dick in the dirt Ray-Ray!
"It's fourh down and one! Let's stick their dick in the dirt nigga!"
by Lil Yums April 27, 2009
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by Melissa Grayson January 18, 2008
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