Slap Dick December

December is the month where you apply your hands in a slapping action to any penis (male or female) you may encounter.

Terry: “do you have a dick”
Todd: “yeah?”
Terry: *slaps Todd’s dick*
Todd: “Why’d you do that?”
Terry: “It’s slap dick December”

by Dicksucker96 October 18, 2019

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by fuckitimgoingtohell September 24, 2021

ur mockin me arnt you *slaps dick*

ur mocking me phillipus arnt u *slaps dick*

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by Rando dud who luvs gemma October 28, 2018

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Galli

Man that man is a full on Dick slap

by Galliuim April 14, 2022

slap dick

A modern way to tell a nigga to fuck off

Amy: Hey how are you
Jaquan: Bitch why the fuck u bothering me slap dick

by NiggahCat October 24, 2020

DICK SLAP

When you ejaculate and slap a girl with cum on your dick

AYO I JUST DICK SLAPPED YOUR MOM

by §atori.exe May 24, 2021

Slapping Dick

When youre screwing off instead of staying on task, similar to playing hookie

Roberts slapping dick at the quarry instead of running his miles for the day

by Foodincorporated July 15, 2022