no dice

Condescending term used to say "You cannot have it"

Guy1: Gimme your gun, Imma waste these fuckers.

Guy2: No dice...

by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

No Dice

An awesome quote that only awesome people and Storm Shaun can use. It can only be used when a guy gets owned and its origins are from 50's gambling.

Noob: I just owned your Protoss with my Zerg

(Noob tries to own Storm Shaun but he counter attacks and kills all his forces)

Storm Shaun: No Dice

Noob: I just got pwned :(

by Storm Shaun September 21, 2010

diced

When someone bails on you or never shows up.

Joe: How'd your date go the other night?
Steve: Didn't, I got diced.

by Jeff1200 September 11, 2009

dice

dice
Full name: Andrew Dice Clay
Possibly the best rudest and funniest comedian of the 70's and 80's

Row row row your ass gently down my dick merrily merrily merrily merrily then she sucked my dick

yo i heard that before from Andrew Dice Clay

by Dylan aka DAT BOI April 1, 2007

no dice

thats a bad thing
no good

matt i screwed genevieve
matt: no dice

by funk master funk funk funkalicious March 5, 2003

Dices

Used when making two peace signs, one with each hand. used as a "whats up" greeting. sometimes crossed infront of ones chest as a substatute for a wave bye.

"hey throw some dices at that nigga" or "dices hommie"

by Zac Smith June 14, 2004

dice

cool, awesome, rad, hip, supercalifragolistic

"WOW! You stole a car! That's so dice!

by kekie December 7, 2003