getting dressed

Masturbating on the run.

"The car'll be here in 5 minutes! What are you doing in there, anyway?"
"I'm getting dressed, Mom! I told you!"

by Adenia Volkensii April 11, 2005

depressed fuck

Gwen you are so depressed you feel no happiness and tell everyone to refer to you as a depressed fuck because you hate everything and everyone, including yourslef

Yo, Daniel is such a depressed fuck he seems like he literally has no life.

by Meaningoflife2010101 June 18, 2016

Depressed Vagina

My vagina when its not in the mood for any action.

Oh man i must have one seriously depressed vagina, it doesnt even want the shower head!

by melissssssssssssssssssssssss May 12, 2007

depressed

a word which is overused by people who are upset and have no idea how people who suffer from depression feel

guy 1 - I'm depressed

guy 2 - my Aunty suffers from depression and you have no idea!

by bassboy12 November 7, 2012

Mutton dressed as lamb

Middle aged women dressing/acting/pretending like they're much younger than they actually are.

Often abbreviated to "mutton".

"So how was last night?"
"Terrible, the place full of mutton."
"Mutton?"
"Mutton dressed as lamb."

by Dave November 6, 2004

happily depressed

hap·pi·ly
ˈhapəlē/Submit
adverb

de·pressed
dəˈprest/Submit
adjective

A person in a state of general unhappiness or despondency, but occasionally/often optimistic and appreciative about life as well as relatively okay with being unhappy.

"I know it sounds dumb, but, even though I'm far from happy, there's a lot of things I have to be happy about. I'm fine with this. Almost like I'm.. happily depressed."

by LessThanEthical July 5, 2017

depressed

the feeling of true darkness and death, it is caused by chemical imbalances in your brain.....most of the time it maifests its self....but can also obe achieved through drug use or emotional trauma....
its wer u feel as tho ur a different person to what u wer before you had it, feel so much pain in ur heart u cant even smile, u distance from everyone and keep ur problems to urs self, shame becomes a factor.....depression is sterioutyped 2 mainly effect girls....but also efects guys just as commonly,
depression takes away all thats good about ur life, and turns u into a hollow shell...
it will manifest in every aspect of ur life.....and u will try 2 stop it by, drug and alcohol abuse, cutting or self harm.indulging in dangerous practices and suicide. ther is help out ther, but its to costly and out of reach for alot of people.

Someone1:"everytime is see ur eyes u look so sad....ur depressed arnt u"
Self: "nar fuck off im not like that im happy"

Someone2: "U dpressed emo goth wrist cutting peice of shit.. i hope u die!"
Self: so do i....

by Hollow666 July 24, 2006