desperation mode

Desperation mode is a state in which many unsuccessful Tinder users find themselves in typically on a Friday night, when they once again find themselves alone and without a date. In an attempt to increase their odds on this "matching" app, they basically swipe right or select every single person, regardless of age, appearance or gender. This ultimately increases their overall chances of someone expressing an interest in them, therefore alleviating any feelings of loneliness or rejection. When in "desperation mode," people may exhibit erratic emotions, signs of physical or verbal desperation, sweating and even crying.

"Man, look at Mike go tonight...he is in serious desperation mode; he really needs to get laid."

by Lolarobot January 7, 2017

Desperate

when someone will go to extreme lengths to get attention from someone they like

Did u see Serena the other day it was so desperate how she kept trying to get his attention, she was legit hanging off of him but he just ignored her.

by DJ bigg October 8, 2018

Desperate Sausage

A single, alone, sexually deprived, male, who repeatedly fails to receive positive female attention. He is usually suffering from a severe lack of money and/or social skills. In addition to this, he is also probably a chronic masturbator. He usually has other desperate sausages who are friends, who bombard him with "sausage texts" and "sausage calls" when he expects women to contact him.

...ring...ring....Hey man, what are you up to?

-Oh, I thought you might have been this girl I got a number from. I just finished jacking off 5 times to her facebook pics.

Oh shit, I was just calling you to forget about this girl supposed to call me.

-We are desperate sausages...

by Desperate Sausage February 29, 2016

Desperate

Desperate can mean someone who will move on very quickly and doesn’t actually take time to be with themselves. Are usually scared of being lonely and unloved but can seem foolish and naive as their desire to be liked takes them to the wrong places more often than not.

Dating another strange dude after just breaking up? Paige is so desperate

by NimNom0608 November 24, 2018

Despite

The only thing white people can comment on LiveLeak or WorldStar videos involving black people. Shorthand for "Despite making up 13% of the American population, blacks commit over 50% of violent crimes." Sometimes can be substituted with "1350."

Despite...

by huwhite February 2, 2019

despise

more than hate very very strong wordd

omg i just fuckin hat ethat bitch nooo actually its morethen hate i despise herr

by Fatboi July 5, 2007

despicable

worthless and condemnable vile individual and a source of monumental bullshit, someone who accused without basis and pretends to be right of his/her acts and looks like a shaved ape of no morals.

How dare you say I have an STD (sexually transmitted desease)Charlene?! You're despicable!

by ethansfanatics January 25, 2009