Derkin

A special hot sauce made in Bubbas restaurant in Jackson hole Wyoming.

Customer-"can I have that special hot sauce you guys make?"
Waiter-"Oh, you mean our derkin? Sure thing!"

by Auznal December 22, 2018

Going Darwin

The actions of a person that will cause them to remove themselves from the gene pool.

When he entered his homemade space rocket I knew he was going Darwin

by Fritzz October 5, 2009

Hardcore Derping

The act of being a complete and total fool, jackass, or moron. Doing acts that are not considered proper in public, or even in private. Only the dumbest of people can achieve the level of hardcore derping. A prime example would be when Simon Cowell completely degrades a great singer, that is hardcore derping.

Bob walks in. "Man you were Hardcore Derping it at the party tonight". John throws beer can at Bob. "Derp."

by RedXTheUltimate May 16, 2011

Cognitive Darwinism

The conscious decision to choose the less favorable of two choices resulting in greater probability of a bad outcome.

Refusing to vaccinate to protect yourself is cognitive Darwinism at its finest.

by Pablo Tornado September 27, 2021

Pulling a Darwin

Not to be confused with the scientific theory of a branching pattern of evolution; pulling a Darwin actually pertains to a particular style of professionalism.

Pulling a Darwin is when one abandons his/her social and career obligations in order to fully commit to a spontaneous act of singing.

Person 1: So what's going on with you today man?
Person 2: TROLOLOLOLOOOO
Person 1: Ugh guess someone is pulling a Darwin today

by Awesome541841 August 15, 2010

Derinda

Daring, Elegant, Real, Intellect, Nice, DD, Amazing. She is one of a kind. She is someone that other people are in awe of. A quick thinker, and a best friend. You will have a hard time finding a better person to have in your life.

"She is so derinda!" "She walks like a derinda and she talks like a derinda but she ain't no derinda." "Only a derinda can be a derinda."

by Derinda's derinda February 5, 2010

Darwin Carpet-bomber

An extremely difficult sexual maneuver whereby a group of men quietly sneak into the bedroom of an unsuspecting woman (or man) and proceed to masturbate over them.

The resulting noise will eventually wake the victim to a horror comparable to that of the citizens of Darwin when the city was bombed by the Japanese in 1941

"Yeah dude we're planning on doing a Darwin Carpet-bomber later on tonight - poor Joey isn't going to know what hit him"

"I woke up last night to those assholes doing a Darwin Carpet-Bomber over me"

by Maggrig February 19, 2010