depiphany

An epiphany, which you instantly forget.

Jane, I have an life-changing notion!

What?

Uhhh... Crap.

Nice depiphany, spamtard.

by Ryan "Danger" Powers November 1, 2008

depiphany

The opposite of an epiphany. It's where instead of you suddenly realizing something, you continually feel more and more lost and further away from knowing what you thought you knew.

Chen had a depiphany during math class, when he failed a test he thought he aced, and as the teacher went over the test, he kept feeling more and more confused with what he thought he had figured out.

by castellanos 510 March 9, 2009

Duke Depp/Willy Wonka Tiktok

a cute tik toker, my future baby daddy and husband. - s

Willy Wonka Tiktok is played by Duke Depp.

person a: "who's behind Duke?"
person b: "you're stupid, he's Duke Depp/Willy Wonka Tiktok"

by wonkaxasuka October 21, 2020

Johnny Depp

An amazing actor and very attractive. He's 40, and he still, somehow, looks 25.

He's a year (probably a couple months) older than my mom.

by *Takanishi* September 16, 2004

johnny depp

a completely fantabulous actor who can light up an entire film by simply smiling, speaking, or even breathing. he thoroughly deserves all of the praise he is given, and is way too cool to be bothered by any of the mindless criticism thrown his way.

Johnny is God.
All praise Johnny Depp.

for further proof/convincing, please refer to any of his films, as they are all fantastic.

by parlez January 3, 2005

Johnny Depp

An actor that doesn't sell out his talent for money.

Doing a movie for the purpose of stretching the range of your acting abilities, not for garnering cold hard cash or getting you and your girlfriend/wife/ or boyfriend/husband on the red carpet.

by Christy H May 14, 2005

Johnny Depp

The sexiest man in the world!!

Damn that Johnny Depp is fine!

by jenzy September 26, 2005