DeLonker

Of the Lonker clan.

A person with an affinity for hardcore S&M internet porn.

A small negative man sometimes also referred to as a critical elf.

A homoerotic man who pressures others to share a tent with him in the mountains for the purposes of obtaining a sexual encounter.

A person who fucks his friends over by renting them the smallest piece of shit car he can get in Vegas.

Susie's mom will not let her play with Wayne because he's a DeLonker.

by Protip911 September 16, 2016

Tom Delonge

Tom Delonge, amazing singer/guitarist from Blink 182*, Boxcar Racer and Angels And Airwaves. Hottest guy alive. Look at him. LOOK at him. Ahhh. Yes. He's SOO hot.

Tom Delonge>Anyone else

*Yes, I know Mark sang aswell.

Me: Tom Delonge is SO hot and talented. Yes.
Friend: No he's not
Me: Get away from me peasant.

by IsThisNameGone July 29, 2008

Devonte

an adorable boy in high school that a lot of girls secretly crushes on. he is smart asf, his smile will make you get wet, but if you was to ever get in bed with him then your night will be made

girl: oh my look at him, he is so adorable and smart
boy: well im out
girl: i wish all the boys could be a devonte

by WomanSlayer2284 November 19, 2019

Tom DeLonge

Tom DeLonge is the hottest punk-rock singer alive!! Although the band recently broke up, hes still fucking awesome!!

I love Tom DeLonge sooooo much! He is so hott!

by gwen and k-la March 18, 2005

Tom "HOT PANTS" DeLonge

One of the sexiest, hottest man alive.

masturbates like 20 million times a day. lmfao

tom delonge is so hott

by miriah December 3, 2004

TOM DELONGE

Thomas Mathe Delonge "formally known as quitar hero form blink 182" is the coolest hottest g-tar player out there. He is starting a new project called Ava.

Omg I soo want in tom delonges pants.

by lisa limo May 4, 2006

Devonte

Devonte is boy that is light skinned and is short with a low cut afro. He seems pretty cool and is funny at times but also very cute. He is hard to approach and also because alot of girls like him.

(Girls): he's so cute but I'm afraid he will not like me
(Boys): Devonte is a chill dude, he's real easy to talk to so don't worry

by Shygirly475 August 25, 2018