severe appearance Deficit

Ugly

George Carlin: they’re starting to call ugly people those with severe appearance deficits

by Bigsmoke597 February 11, 2019

center of attention deficit disorder

Center of Attention Deficit Disorder (COADD) is defined as a personality disorder characterized by a constant desire to be noticed, acknowledged, needed or appreciated by the people in your immediate proximity.

Person One: Did you see they way Bobby was wearing his pants inside out last night?
Person Two: Did you hear him telling everybody where he is spending the summer?
Person Three: His Center of Attention Deficit Disorder is out of control.

by bornonthebrink August 24, 2009

debitchification

The making a bitch less of such.

She's such a whore, she needs some debitchification.

by Alex Classified December 11, 2008

definability

The ability to quickly and accurately read an environment, a situation or a person.

My definability tells me that Juan is manipulating his team in order to make himself look good.

by k3mmf February 6, 2012

Song Deficient Disorder (SDD)

1. The disorder that causes a constant switching of songs while listening to a song or piece of music.

2. The inability to listen to a song or piece of music all of the way through.

3. The constant urge to change to another song before listening to a current song all the way through.

I could have really enjoyed that song if he hadn't changed it to the next one before it was even half of the way finished. He must have Song Deficient Disorder (SDD).

I hate listening to music with her. Her Song Deficient Disorder (SDD) gets on my nerves!

I think I have Song Deficient Disorder (SDD). I can't listen to a song more than a minute without feeling the urge to change it, even if I love the song.

by twheel September 13, 2010

Adversity Deficiency

A lack of adversity. A condition that may cause somebody who lacks life challenges to become so bored to the point of creating their own illusion of struggle and conflict...because they have lacked those elements throughout their own life.

An Adversity-Deficient sufferer will spend their time creating issues out of non-issues...because they have never had any actual, significant challenges during their own existence.

Many of the bizarre social issues that have been thrust into the spotlight today are a product of Adversity Deficiency.

by Robb Denney October 26, 2019

definately

The word many people use to spell 'definitely' until they suddenly realise they've been spelling it the wrong way.

Woah, I've been spelling it wrong all my life! That's definitely whack!

by insertexpletive December 17, 2004