Deforestation

A Period of time over which obscenely large amounts of marijuana, or tree, was smoked.

Bro, this weekend was a deforestation.

by kyle8864 November 18, 2010

Devastation trail

(n.) A trail in Hawaii that can also be used to describe a massive attack of diarrhea.

She had some bad beef and created a devastation trail in the bathroom.

by thzwhzshsd June 5, 2010

defebation

Using defecation a pretense to use the bathroom for masturbation.

The other day, I went into the work bathroom for defebation, and my boss was none the wiser.

by scotchfordinner October 9, 2016

Devastation diet

When something traumatic happens in your life, you are getting by with finding the will to live. That you forget to eat.

Noun
Sally "Wow, You lost weight. What weight plan did you use?"

Bob"Devastation diet, my boyfriend broke up with me"

Devastation diet is the reason I got so thin.

by hugandkiss2424 February 3, 2022

synchro-defecation cycle

The synchro-defecation theory holds that the defecation patterns of individuals who live together tend to become synchronized over time. The phenomenon is glaringly evident when said individuals share one bathroom.

Similar to the McClintock effect, the theory that the menstrual cycles of women who live together, such as in homes, prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, or barracks, tend to become synchronized over time.

Man: "I had to shit in the tub this morning 'cause my girl got to the toilet first. "

Friend: "Damn, that synchro-defecation cycle is a bitch, ain't it?"

by g1bs0n June 2, 2011

penictual devistation

when someones urge for sex isn't met

"I received penictual devistation last night!" claimed bob.

by the theorising geek February 15, 2018

defenstration bros

Tommyinnit and Technoblade in TUMOASD by Eneliii. It is very pog. "Got thrown out a window? Me too. We are Defenestration Bros. All capitalized. Defenestration Bros, here to save the day after falling from tall heights. We could - we could have like, a movie made about us Technoblade.” Invented by Tommyinnit the courageous and athletic and handsome and charismatic vigilante.

Wilbur: Go skydive out the window.
Dadza: Wil, no!
Technoblade: *jumps* I hate defenstration bros.
or

Tubbo: What do you mean you don't want to watch the bee movie? Jump out the window.
Tommy: *jumps* dEfEnsTratioN bRos!

by v!sonder April 25, 2022