Decaffinated

When someone gets their head cut off.

That dude ran into a clothesline and got his self decaffinated!

by Erik3pt October 14, 2005

DECAF TEABAG

When you reach back and pinch someones nose shut while giving them a tea.bag

I felt so nice that I gave her a decaf teabag.

by dagodav July 20, 2006

decafitate

The sudden urge to poo that is instigated by the consumption of coffee or other caffeine based products.

Ie: to caffeinate oneself and then immediately deficate. Decafitate.

This morning, I drank a double espresso, then I decafitated.

by Trumpleton Parpsworth November 28, 2013

ultimate decaffeination

When a trendy coffee boutique, usually less than a year old, is shuttered by corporate for either under-performing or being cannibalized by other trendy coffee boutiques of the same brand in the immediate area.

"I have to go to the Starbucks across the street now. My usual branch got the ultimate decaffeination."

by Ashley Meeks August 16, 2008

Decaf

Underage female

Check out the decaf.

You're fucked up.

When's her birthday haha

by Eric Luz April 12, 2017

decaff

girl who can perform strong, steamy sex

man that chick last night was a real decaff, it was the best I've ever had

by iknowulikeit443 June 28, 2005

decafeflated

The feeling of sadness when you lift your coffee cup to find it empty

Oh, i thought there was some left, im feeling decafeflated now

by pogman November 16, 2013