doug's drunken deposit of distruction

1. when a man ejeculates into a woman's vagina, leaving behind a small but powerful nuclear weapon, which can be triggered at will if she should choose NOT to abort the pregnancy.

I am a fan of the pre-emptive strike, that why I always go with doug's drunken deposit of distruction.

by halfhearinghero June 16, 2009

Deposit Bank

A single mom who's smokin' hot. She has a lot of kids and baby daddy's because she doesn't use the morning after pill.

Muhammad: Man, fanny is the shit... I get to bang and she doesn't make me use a condom.
Dan: Shit, bro. I want me a deposit bank like her... feel those sensations.

by PartyMonkey2000 May 12, 2022

fuck deposit

To treat your girlfriend like a sexual atm

Shit....I was gonna stop by the bank tonight, but I think I'll just make a fuck deposit instead.

by Barfthecaveman May 26, 2011

Safety deposit box

When you fart in someone's drawer, close it, and then sneakliy tell him/her that you left a deposit and that he/she should pick it up postehaste.

Yo, G, I left you something in the safety deposit box, you should go check it out. I think you'll find it...enchanting. `

by MercuryRetro November 24, 2011

Fatty deposit

A swell dude named Ty who has a heck of a time getting his life together and as a result just kinda flops fetchingly through life like a lifeless blob of lard swirling in a chasm that is juxtaposed between chaos and helplessness.

Only a fatty deposit would show up 45 minutes late for a pathophys final.

by #Jellylicious 😎 November 9, 2018

Afer deposit

Not to be confused for when someone takes a dump and clogs your toilet - this term is used for people who repeatedly flake on commitments so you must charge them an upfront deposit for any upcoming activity/trip. This way if they were to flake after the Afer deposit was already paid, any remaining financial costs won't have to be split up amongst the rest of the group. This is usually the last straw implemented right before the person is eliminated from any group chats the peers may have.

Fuck, he really wants to come on this trip? Who invited him? We'll have to charge him the Afer deposit to be safe

by Hugh Jassticles August 30, 2019

Security Deposit

When you buy your boyfriend anything just so you can wear it too

Person 1:I’m getting my boyfriend a sweater but just so I can wear it
Person 2:So it’s security deposit

by Teghh November 27, 2019