Former House Majority Leader; A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience. Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.
Thomas Delay says:
I do HJ's and political favors. I'll tug you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.
I do HJ's and political favors. I'll tug you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.
by Dungheap June 1, 2006
Get the Thomas Delay mug.An inconsiderate person that consistantly holds others hostage until they've finished with something they just started, especially after being told everyone else is ready. This jackass believes his time is more important than yours.
Hey Poindexter, we're heading out for a quick lunch.
Hang on just a second while I check my e-mail, forward my phone, lock my desk, unlock my desk to get my cell, re-lock my desk...
Dude, you are total human rain delay!
BTW. They come in female versions as well.
You know the girl that gets dressed three times while you're waiting because the dress/outfit doesn't quite go with the shoes, nails, handbag...
Hang on just a second while I check my e-mail, forward my phone, lock my desk, unlock my desk to get my cell, re-lock my desk...
Dude, you are total human rain delay!
BTW. They come in female versions as well.
You know the girl that gets dressed three times while you're waiting because the dress/outfit doesn't quite go with the shoes, nails, handbag...
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An evil bastard who preaches his moronic fear-breeding Christian Conservatism the same way that Hitler preached anti-Semitism. If Tom DeLay becomes president, he probably will make concentration camps for liberals.
How bout job placement for DeLay? PUt him to work in a nursing home will he will spend the rest of his life wiping old people's assholes
How bout job placement for DeLay? PUt him to work in a nursing home will he will spend the rest of his life wiping old people's assholes
by I Hate Conformists April 30, 2005
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The waitress wanted to take our order, but there was a lengthy Google delay as I looked up "Escolar" on my husband's Blackberry.
OUr Scrabble game was interupted by multiple Google delays, for instance, when no one believed that "crudite" was a real word.
OUr Scrabble game was interupted by multiple Google delays, for instance, when no one believed that "crudite" was a real word.
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Boris: Calm down, I'm doin a little somethin' called padding creation delay so we can skip commercials.
Boris: Calm down, I'm doin a little somethin' called padding creation delay so we can skip commercials.
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