decking rad

Super cool. Omega rad.

I got a tattoo and it is decking rad.

by Tingle Likes Rupees January 9, 2017

Derking Off

One who chooses to sit out of certain mainly activities to partake in, what would be seen as the "you have no balls" option when comparing to friends.

Examples:

-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.

-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.

-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.

-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.

-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.

-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.

You didn't go out hunting today because you were derking off.

by Hamm and cheese October 31, 2017

Desking

The action of having a girl smear their period blood on your stomach, then licking it off

"I heard Sarah and Jack were desking the other day!"

by LesbianLuthor October 16, 2018

desking

basically its demanding something but claiming that you are asking it just to sound nicer.

he's desking me but he won't admit it.
he's practically screaming at me for it but he's claiming that he isn't.

by lisaisnotasimp April 17, 2020

Decking the Attic

Placing a fist that was recently used for an anal fisting into someone’s mouth.

When he said he could handle anything I showed him his error in judgement by decking the attic.

by All Bets Hedged February 5, 2021

Decking

For something or someone to be really nice or good looking

Her nails are decking.
Her hair is decking.
She is decking.

by The imperial skateboard p April 23, 2021

Deking

Deking, not to be confused with tripping is similar but not the same, the best way to describe it is tripping but shifted. When one is deking they are going though a task, or a thought, in a shifted and heavy warped manner, without noticing them self.

"bro your deking, you've been staring at that rock for like forty minutes"

by chongchong May 23, 2022