bitch day

The day celebrating the 30th of April, aka my birthday.

Guy: Omg I can't believe its bitch day today!

by swaggyhotmilf April 28, 2021

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national dumb bitch day

the day to celebrate the one dumb bitch that we all hate, on his/her/their special day

“hey stacy congrats!”
“for what!”
“it’s national dumb bitch day! we’re celebrating you!”

by katie.batie August 13, 2024

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Hump your bitch day

Hump your bitch on dec 29th .

* humps Lisa*

Lisa: wtf why would you do that

Derek: Bc it’s hump your bitch day !

by Nola❤️🥲 December 29, 2020

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Get no bitches day

You get absolutely no bitches.

You get no bitches bro. It's your day, get no bitches day

by BravoActual June 20, 2022

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On May 11th is national bitch day. If someone is acting like a bitch you may slap them until they stop being a bitch

If someone is born an May 11th, everyone will be able to call them a bitch for as long as they live

You are being a bitch and today is National bitch day, if u keep acting like a bitch ill slap you.

by Tiger car May 1, 2023

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Blindside Bitches Day

Blindside Bitches Day is a day where you hit your bitch while you are out of their sight (for example, you hit them from behind). Blindside Bitches Day occurs on December 27th.

Dude 1: "Yo its Blindside Bitches Day lemme beat that bitch!"
Dude 2: "Ok"

Dude 3: "Bro you just pushed her of a cliff."
Dude 1: "Thats Blindside Bitches Day for you!"

by Gromit_Mug December 21, 2022

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