National bitch day

On May 11th is national bitch day. If someone is acting like a bitch you may slap them until they stop being a bitch

If someone is born an May 11th, everyone will be able to call them a bitch for as long as they live

You are being a bitch and today is National bitch day, if u keep acting like a bitch ill slap you.

by Tiger car May 01, 2023

National be a bitch day

To be a bitch and not care what people think of you

Person 1: it’s national be a bitch day!
Person 2: now I can tell people to fuck their mom!

by Pastel_draws July 30, 2024

Little Bitch Day

September 2nd, the day in which all little bitches are celebrated instead of ridiculed

Chad: Hey, little bitch, how was your day>
Little bitch: Good, it's September 2nd so no one was mean to me today
Chad: Enjoy it for a few more hours little bitch, little bitch day will end soon.

by dr chad September 02, 2022

Get no bitches day

You get absolutely no bitches.

You get no bitches bro. It's your day, get no bitches day

by BravoActual June 20, 2022

Hump your bitch day

Hump your bitch on dec 29th .

* humps Lisa*

Lisa: wtf why would you do that

Derek: Bc it’s hump your bitch day !

by Nola❤️🥲 December 29, 2020

Blindside Bitches Day

Blindside Bitches Day is a day where you hit your bitch while you are out of their sight (for example, you hit them from behind). Blindside Bitches Day occurs on December 27th.

Dude 1: "Yo its Blindside Bitches Day lemme beat that bitch!"
Dude 2: "Ok"

Dude 3: "Bro you just pushed her of a cliff."
Dude 1: "Thats Blindside Bitches Day for you!"

by Gromit_Mug December 21, 2022

National Little Bitch Day

May 1st - The national day for taking time to celebrate your friends who are little bitches.

Hey Jordan, what did you do for National Little Bitch Day last week?

by realmikehoncho May 06, 2022