Dandruff

When your hair is messed up and theres nothing you can do about it because your too busy itching

Guy:DUDE, Your hair is throwing flakes at me.
Other Guy: Yeah it's my dandruff.

by ThatScaryKidd April 3, 2008

ass dandruff

Suspicious looking flakes of skin left on the toilet seat after a good clearout.

who's left half a pound of ass dandruff on the seat in trap 2 again!

by Carolline May 31, 2006

chode dandruff

The flakey, ashy like substance produced by a dried out, dirty ball sack.
Similiar to hair dandruff.

Chaz left a trail of chode dandruff on the carpet when he left the room.

by dr.willow January 27, 2007

Dandruff

flakey white things in hair

alda has alot of dandruff

by christie papa May 12, 2008

dankruptcy

Not having weed. Like bankruptcy, but DANKruptcy. Ya kno?

Tom- "I declare dankruptcy! I needa cop some more bud."

by takeatoke January 22, 2011

Pube Dandruff

Dandruff of the pubes. A syndrome that disturbs the pubic region of the body with white granules forming from the follicles.

You need some Shaft & Sack to keep that pube dandruff from getting on your black panties.

by Jimmy Neutron March 11, 2004

Pussy Dandruff

A scurf that forms on the skin especially of the pussy and comes off in small white or grayish scales, sometimes caused by seborrhea, or dried penal and vaginal secretions. Found in old carpet, bedding or even on a person's body (including the mouth region)

While pulling up Kevin's old floors, Brian gagged as he thought of all the pussy dandruff that was still in the carpet.

by Ninety two cent January 27, 2005