damp lettuce

after sex when your pussy still has lubricant in it

My damp lettuce is drying fast.

damp lettuce by taylor chode mister March 22, 2005

damp balls 

when balls have just began the journey into becoming soggy balls

jen just moved to seattle, she has damp balls.

damp balls by b tyson April 4, 2008

Damp fuzz 

Noun: The moist fuzz and lint from your pocket that accumulates on you phone's screen. This usually only occurs on hot/humid days, because the moisture on the phone screen is usually leg sweat.
Adjective: A very hot day when Damp fuzz could accumulate could be called a damp fuzz day.

Bill: It's really hot today

Johnny: I know, my phone's got Damp fuzz!

Tom: It sure is a Damp fuzz day...

Damp fuzz by The Dank One May 31, 2015

damp sorrow 

taking a shit right after taking a shower

After taking a shower in the morning and drying off I got bubble guts and had to ruin my fresh asshole. What a damp sorrow.

damp sorrow by Edlardo January 30, 2014

damp kebab 

A moist smelly fanny/pussy. Even though it looks and smells awful you know it will taste lovely when you are drunk. May cause heart burn in the morning.

Sean couldn't wait to have a taste of Susies damp kebab even though he knew he would regret it in the morning.

damp kebab by Seandoman January 11, 2015

damp lesbian

An individual who acts like a dyke and cannot retain liquid.

Kerrianne is a damp lesbian

damp lesbian by Skfsslfiebsk July 23, 2017

damp toasting 

The art of replying in a short manner/ being uninteresting in order to let a conversation die

I really am not interested in that guy, I should just be damp toasting him

damp toasting by TheCampingWall October 24, 2017