Autocorrectile Dysfunction 

When you had such a boner about the sentence you constructed but autocorrect fucked it all up at the last second.

Your top was untied and I thought how nice it would be to follow the sweat down your ass crack. Fuck...I meant to say spine, not ass crack. Autocorrectile dysfunction.

Autocorrectile Dysfunction by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015

dyt dyt 

vietnamese/cleaner/cleaning,
comes from the sound they make by honkin when they drive by on their washingcart

Man: "Hey you missed a spot right here!"
Washercart/cleaner: "Dyt dyt"

Man those dyt dyt sure know how to cook!
Ramen or dyt dyt noodles? Tom dyt dyt please, red paste.
This forest is dense af, its like we in dyt dyt rainforest or something.
Damn this kitchen is so dirty, glad Im not the one to dyt dyt it.

Do the dyt dyt or youre not going to that party tonight missy!
If you dont finish your studies youll end up as a dyt dyt the rest of your life is that what you want?

dyt dyt by toxictiny March 27, 2022

dysmexia 

The tendency for Latin American pedestrians to wait for the crosswalk to go green, then proceed to cross the wrong street against the other crosswalk.

I just saw Paco down on Mission Street and almost ran over his ass because he has dysmexia really bad.

dysmexia by Dentura Hogfloss October 10, 2008

Dylansexual 

When you are in deep love with Dylan O’Brien

- What’s you type?
- Oh, im dylansexual

Dylansexual by newtmasloveer December 29, 2020

Dysclixia

N. The condition leading to a tendency to mis click on a computer keyboard, often with onset in later years.
Adj. Dysclixic- one who suffers from dysclixia.

My mother has dysclixia; she is terrible on the computer.
My father is so dysclixic!

Dysclixia by Gidrjmw June 21, 2017

dysmorphia

to view oneself negatively over perceived defects in ones appearance that are not there or to exaggerate a small imperfection out of proportion effecting how you view yourself and how you think others view you.

her dysmorphia meant when she looked in the mirror she did not see herself as she was all she saw was fat.

dysmorphia by wellitsobvious April 10, 2015

Dysphoria Hoodie 

a Dysphoria Hoodie is a hoodie worn, typically by a transgender guy, to mask their body shapes. a dysphoria hoodie is typicaly sightly oversized in order to properly mask certain body shapes. it is also rarely washed because you probably wear it every single day. it is also common to wear this hoodie in very hot weather because dysphoria doesn't care.

Friend: why have you been wearing that hoodie for 5 months straight?
me: it's my dysphoria hoodie.

Dysphoria Hoodie by Ghost_king666 April 21, 2019