Spooky Dookie

When you wipe your booty after pooping and there is nothing on the toilet paper.

I just took a spooky dookie. The poop disappeared but left its stink.

by MissLibbyAnn February 9, 2017

Googs and Doogs

A sacred phrase used by the ancient Gugus from the Gugu Empire (1295-836 BCE), in present day Gugindia. This phrase, primarily was only known to the Gugu elite class, and was shortly spread amongst the Googswazee (peasants, farmers, merchants). "Googs and Doogs" was a battle cry used in war during times of social and political disorder. It helped enhance the moraels of fellow Gugu warriors, but only if it was screamed to the Gugu gods. There is no literal translation for this phrase. "Googs and Doogs" is still used today, but only by a small tribe hidden in the Gugalayas Mouuntains in Gugindia.

Warrior1: "Help me, I'm dying..."
Warrior2: "Everyone get over here, we need to issue a battle cry for young Gugswaga!"
(All warriors get together)
Together: "GOOGS AND DOOGS!!!!"
(Gugswaga get up, feeling energized, and ready to fight!)

fat fellow black india Googs and Doogs

by Master Gugswagalaga February 22, 2011

Dookie Finger

A coup de grace where one drags their finger through their ass and wipes it under a rivals nose. Though, not used very often after adolescence, a dookie finger carries more weight than a slap in the face with a white glove.

Jacob wanted to give her a dirty sanchez before she dumped him but she wouldn't let him tap that ass, so he had to settle for a dookie finger.

by keifermail August 14, 2009

dookie twirl

The jokeful saying of the old song Duke of Earl that was made in the
1950's I think

PART OF THE START OF THE SONG:

Dook Dook Dook Dookie Twirl, dook dook dookie twirl, dook dook dookie twirl dook dook, oh I was the dookie twirl....................

by ren walkero October 25, 2008

dookie time

To drop a stinky deuce while listening to Green Day's 1994 major label debut, Dookie. After finishing their dookie time, one should listen to Green Day's 1992 album, Kerplunk, as that is the sound that dookies make when they hit the toilet water.

Bro: "Yo dude, I gotta drop a brown trout, but I don't want to stop listening to Green Day."
Dude: "Bro, me too, let's just do both at the same time."
Bro: "Holy shit, dude, it's dookie time!"
(Bro and Dude proceed to drop trou at side-by-side toilets and listen to "Basket Case").

John: "Ow... ow... oh fuck, this burns... ah... AHHHHHH!"
(poop comes out, hits the water)
Water: KERPLUNK!
John: Damn, that smells... ooh, Longview, I love this song!"

by Merriam Chubster February 27, 2013

Dookie

See: poop

Damn, Shaniqua, yo breaf stank like dookie.

by hoity toit November 27, 2003

Donks

A nickname for a dude with a monstrous cock

Make sure Donks doesn’t wear any shorts. Last time we went to the pool, my girl couldn’t keep her eyes off that thing.

by MerDer85 April 8, 2020