DJS

(Dubai Jerk Syndrome): a disease breaking out faster than fire in the woods, it hits the 20something to 30something Dubai guy, usually a clean, lean metrosexual looking dude, and is also a self-confessed player, thinking it's cool to have 2398 friends on facebook, and 98 picture albums of him and his "bitches" in a flashy club, acting like dumbass drunkards. Said infected guy, also usually walks like a homosexual, talks like a homosexual, dances like a homosexual... but doesn't admit to being one.

A guy with DJS also can't hold a coherent conversation for longer than 10 minutes, on average, before wanting to "fool around", which is a mere excuse for his lack of conversational skills.

1- "hmmm..so you met him in dubai , are u sure he doesn't have the DJS disease? it's an epidemic , btw"

2- "i'm sorry babe looks like your bf has the DJS"

by togetheragainstDJS July 7, 2008

dj

hes one of the most caring people, he will always be there for you through tough and thin. hes one of the most funny people you will ever meet. if you need a smile just talk to dj because he will put a smile on your face.

dj is so funny

by djsgirlfriend January 6, 2020

dj

Shorthand for Disc-Jockey

no example

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

dj

a person every girl wants their clit rubbed , scratched , tone played & fingered and if they know how to do special tricks, buy him a ring and marry him

Girl i just met this guy who is a “DJ” last night, and i think im ready for marriage

by Tommy Jacketson March 27, 2021

dj

To stimulate a clitoris with two fingers, as if scratching a record.

I was getting down on this girl and I went all dj on that shit.

by echolaelia September 22, 2005

Dj

DJ is a person that is very cool and loving to most all people. He is a great boyfriend and is very very caring, love his fast cars and is really into computer. He is a guy that is really into is girlfriend.

wow Dj is a really great guy

yeah i wish he was my boyfriend

by missjml October 6, 2010

dj

1. a person that can mix music from two or more sources at the same time, but it appears to be a single song from an outside observer
2. a person with enough balls to get up in front of a crowd of people and attempt to be 100% all the time, or else people will know
3. someone with musical ability to build up throughout their set, a sense of feeling, rythym and happiness from the proper selection of tracks

Tiesto, Eric Morillo, Paul Van Dyk, Judge Jules and David Morales are all examples of a DJ.

by GTI_Guy September 16, 2006