protective dike

a fat woman in comfortable shoes that says "HEY....don't go near the water."

by crap magnet May 25, 2003

Alpha Dike

1. A homosexual woman who has an aggressive proclivity toward straight women.

2. An militant lesbian who steals straight women from their boyfriends.

Cole: That lesbian stole my girlfriend from me at the party last night.

Christopher: What an Alpha Dike!

by Rocco Anzicek July 19, 2011

depot dike

A lesbian who is employed by Home Depot. Hair is typically worn in a "mullet" or parted in the middle and feathered on the sides. Occassionally depot dikes are undistinguishable from their male co-workers. They typically work in the garden or paint department, or as cashiers. Very proficient with power tools and fork lifts.

"Today I saw a really handsome depot dike at Home Depot. It showed me how to repair the flapper on my crapper."

by KWB March 14, 2005

Bike Dike

A guy that looks like David Byrne who is obsessed with DesMoines IA, bike trails

"Wow that guy is a real bike dike"

by Avabean334 January 1, 2023

Van dike

A big lesbian that acts like a man.

Shut the fuck up your a van dike

by SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK63 March 26, 2019

piggy dike

a girl who resembles a pig and/or miss piggy. as expected, is also a bit of a porker

hey, tonight im gunna fuck piggy dike

by pigfucker44 June 1, 2011

dike bounce

When a lesbians breasts bounce during intercourse with a strap on sex toy.

John was watching Tina make julie do the dike bounce through their bedroom window.

by Thaddeus Logan December 3, 2019