A male who becomes angry with his lover but plays it off smoothly. Revenge in an essence. When the lover is performing felletio and the male climaxes, he removes the penis and smack the lover in the forehead with his shaft.
Man she really pissed me off this week. It ok though, tonight she's getting a dilder smack. That should shut her up.
by Middlefinger November 26, 2005
Get the dilder smack mug.A he/she who was thrown on the church steps at birth because it's parents didn't want it and it was a disgrace. It is always neglected.
by Dilbert. January 9, 2011
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Get the Diltler mug.When something happens to you in a work setting that's straight out of the comic strip "Dilbert," which is about a highly dysfunctional office environment.
- Man, Purchasing yelled at me today for using paper requisition forms and when I tried using the electronic ones, Accounting yelled at me. Then my boss yelled at me because I should have known that we've stopped using both paper and electronic requisition forms, except that Bob told me the boss said the opposite yesterday.
- Dude, you just got dilberted.
- Dude, you just got dilberted.
by educand March 7, 2007
Get the dilberted mug.A black male, usually high on drugs, mainly crack hocaine, who has no fucking clue where, what, when, or why he is doing anything. He tends to swindle around young white smut faced whores who enjoy his mysterious dilerious nigerious ways.
by bmore410 March 6, 2010
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by JoJoandHero October 2, 2012
Get the dilver mug.person 1: Where is Steve, he has his senior project presentation today?
person 2: He is pulling a Dilbert!
person 2: He is pulling a Dilbert!
by kikiral February 26, 2008
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