dickmuncher

one who munches on penises and likes it

"That hoe is a little dickmuncher"

by elizabeth December 16, 2003

a DICK-MAN

a dick-man is a person who is very full of themselves, a person who has a very sarcastic tone who also makes smerky comments when he feels that the situation does not suit him in favor. This person feels that he is smart and thinks that he is too busy to hang out or pick up his phone. A Dick-man tends to never pick up when you call him nor does he attempt to look at his phone when he knows it is ringing. In addition a dick-man will never call you back because he is either playing golf, watching the golf channel or sports center. A dick-man tends to be very boring with an old man personality. When a dick-man is watching TV he also tends to slouch on the couch and has a scary look on his face. There is also a saying about a dick-man: when a dick-man cant see what a dick-man cant be, a dick-man cant see what a dick-man cant be. In other words a dick-man cannot accept what he cannot be. SO as a result he reverts to asshole actions like pretending he is tired, or has to get up early, making smerky comments, never picking up, saying he is busy and of course playing golf. A DICK-MAN's full potential comes out when he is drunk, when this happens he goes to the extreme and acts like such an asshole but doesn't realize it. When in a group situation and when a dick-man says a dick-man comment people should yell DICK-MAN DICK-MAN DICK-MAN DICK-MAN and point directly to his ear, until he knows that his action was not right. A Dick-man is usually really insecure.

Ashtin: Hey man do you know why carson isn't picking up his phone?

Jones: No dude i haven't talked to him in a while

Ashtin: Why does he do this?

Jones: i dont know man.... he's probably playing golf or mark kicked his ass again

Ashtin: Or maybe just acting like a giant cenday-munga hahaha EEEEE-yeaaaaa

Jones: Dude he's just being a DICK-MAN!

Ashtin: He really is such a dick-man

by CARsinnnnnnnnn June 24, 2012

Dickmatized

A state of mind woman get to after being utterly and totally charmed by a highly skilled love maker. Where the craveing for more isnt unlike a drug addict.

Friend 1 "So how did your date go last night?"
answer " I fucking "dickmatized" her ass!"

by ibpsycho2 September 7, 2011

dickwang

An especially stupid person

Bloody Hell you are a complete dickwang

by TheHoon May 14, 2009

Dickmunch mode

A state where someone starts saying unrelated scientific words or programming language really quickly to sound really smart or to annoy you. Words such as: Pi, divide, variant, calculations, technically etc.

Guy 1: Why did you say that?
Guy 2: Say what?
Guy 1: What you said a couple of minutes ago!
Guy 2: Well technically that doesn't exist according to my calculations to the inner global.multiply just divide it by 152 and take in the rule of formula x2 and the...
Guy 1: Oh God he's in Dickmunch mode!

by CawlofDooteyBwackCopstoo October 29, 2012

Dicklantern

Noun - a crude dim light used in dark places such as a closet or the driver's seat of a vehicle on long car rides to locate one's belt,zipper,and genitals in order to masturbate. Used when other people are around that you do not want them to know you are masturbating.

Dude, I got so horny on that long car ride that I just had to rub one out. Thank god I had my trusty dicklantern

by Dr.Saltynutz February 18, 2011

dickwanker

A boy who is extremely immature compared to his age.
Dickwanker's usually are seen in large groups who never leave eachother's sides and think they are "the shit" when infact they are not.

Dickwanker's usually take the term "bromance" too far hence the term "Dickwanker"

*Boy walks passed*

Girl 1: I've never seen a bigger dickwanker in my whole entire life

Girl 2: What about your ex?

Girl 1: Yes, he was a pretty big dickwanker

by freetimeconstantly. September 5, 2011